1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,403 "Edge City" 3 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,867 Another one coming down. 4 00:00:50,908 --> 00:00:52,118 Hang on. 5 00:01:38,122 --> 00:01:41,959 THE MASK 6 00:01:53,638 --> 00:01:56,015 I got those... 7 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:57,308 concert tickets you wanted. 8 00:01:57,391 --> 00:01:58,811 You're kidding! 9 00:01:58,894 --> 00:02:00,687 For Friday night? 10 00:02:00,771 --> 00:02:03,649 Stanley, this is great. 11 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,317 What time do I pick you up? 12 00:02:06,401 --> 00:02:08,319 Here's the thing. 13 00:02:08,403 --> 00:02:12,115 My best girlfriend is here and she'd die to go to this... 14 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,952 so could we get an extra ticket for her? 15 00:02:16,578 --> 00:02:20,332 They're sold out. That means there's no more. 16 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,585 I can't let her sit home all alone. 17 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,632 I'll tell you what. 18 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,175 Go with your friend. 19 00:02:31,009 --> 00:02:33,762 I couldn't do that. 20 00:02:33,846 --> 00:02:35,222 No, come on. 21 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,850 Stanley, you are the nicest guy. 22 00:02:38,933 --> 00:02:41,018 Really, you are. 23 00:02:41,102 --> 00:02:44,940 - Isn't he the nicest guy? - The best. 24 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:51,697 That was the most sickening display 25 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:55,284 - I've ever seen. - I disagree. 26 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:56,952 I'm wearing her down. 27 00:02:57,035 --> 00:03:00,331 Buddy, you need a little change of pace. 28 00:03:00,415 --> 00:03:03,375 Tonight, I'll take you on a love safari. 29 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,879 Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle. 30 00:03:06,962 --> 00:03:08,964 Tell me more, bwana. 31 00:03:09,047 --> 00:03:12,885 The Coco Bongo Club. Hottest new joint in town. 32 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,429 Only the crême de la crême need apply. 33 00:03:16,722 --> 00:03:18,766 - How do we get in? - Are you kidding? 34 00:03:18,849 --> 00:03:21,185 Leave it to me. Trust me, buddy. 35 00:03:21,226 --> 00:03:23,479 This will be the perfect... 36 00:03:23,562 --> 00:03:25,898 night on the town. 37 00:03:38,411 --> 00:03:40,580 Hold the phone. 38 00:03:40,622 --> 00:03:43,792 Killer at three o'clock. 39 00:04:12,112 --> 00:04:14,907 Stand back and observe. 40 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,412 Where do I open an account? 41 00:04:20,453 --> 00:04:22,247 New accounts,right here. 42 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,790 You're lucky, I was on my way out-- 43 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,500 Hold this for me, please? 44 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:28,795 I'll hold anything you want. 45 00:04:31,297 --> 00:04:33,258 Can you help me? 46 00:04:58,659 --> 00:05:00,077 So... 47 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:03,329 what kind of account do you want? 48 00:05:03,413 --> 00:05:07,709 Well, I'm not sure exactly. I'm just terrible with things like that. 49 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:11,087 That's an interesting tie, Mister... 50 00:05:11,171 --> 00:05:13,549 Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss. 51 00:05:13,632 --> 00:05:15,217 Tina Carlyle, it's a pleasure. 52 00:05:15,301 --> 00:05:17,011 Pleasure's all mine. 53 00:05:17,678 --> 00:05:19,013 May l? 54 00:05:19,597 --> 00:05:20,431 What? 55 00:05:20,514 --> 00:05:22,349 I'm such a mess. 56 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:25,018 Oh, of course. 57 00:05:26,436 --> 00:05:28,355 That's what they're there for. 58 00:05:30,983 --> 00:05:33,652 As I was saying, that tie... 59 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:37,740 reminds me of those, what do you call it, ink blot tests. 60 00:05:37,823 --> 00:05:40,743 - A Rorschach test. - Right. 61 00:05:40,826 --> 00:05:42,995 It sort of looks like... 62 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:45,915 a young woman riding bareback. 63 00:05:45,998 --> 00:05:48,000 Sort of... 64 00:05:48,084 --> 00:05:49,627 Lady Godiva or something. 65 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:52,546 Of course. 66 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:56,092 What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss? 67 00:05:58,302 --> 00:06:00,096 I don't know. 68 00:06:12,358 --> 00:06:14,111 Bright colors... 69 00:06:14,194 --> 00:06:15,695 It's a power tie. 70 00:06:15,779 --> 00:06:17,614 Supposed to make you feel... 71 00:06:17,697 --> 00:06:19,741 powerful. 72 00:06:19,825 --> 00:06:21,243 Does it work? 73 00:06:25,871 --> 00:06:29,542 Now, how about that account? 74 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:30,751 We have... 75 00:06:30,835 --> 00:06:32,920 several different plans. 76 00:06:33,003 --> 00:06:34,296 Savings. 77 00:06:38,926 --> 00:06:39,927 Checking. 78 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,554 Savings and checking. 79 00:06:41,637 --> 00:06:43,890 Savings and CD's. 80 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:45,267 Checking and CD's. 81 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:48,270 Savings, checking and CD's. T-Bills. 82 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:51,189 Or we can throw your money in a big mattress. 83 00:06:56,695 --> 00:06:59,365 Now, I have some forms for you to fill out. 84 00:07:05,786 --> 00:07:11,208 That's it, sweetheart. Now just a little bit to the right. 85 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:13,210 Keep it down back there. 86 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:15,964 We'll try. 87 00:07:16,047 --> 00:07:19,217 - What do you think? - Layout's not bad. But... 88 00:07:19,301 --> 00:07:22,179 the motion detectors are a pain. 89 00:07:22,262 --> 00:07:24,514 But you can pull this off, right? 90 00:07:24,598 --> 00:07:27,517 You talking to the Doctor. 91 00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:29,520 I do have one question. 92 00:07:29,604 --> 00:07:31,397 Which is? 93 00:07:31,481 --> 00:07:33,983 What's Niko have to say about this? 94 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:35,609 Nothing. 95 00:07:36,693 --> 00:07:39,529 - This isn't his grift. - Get real, man. 96 00:07:39,613 --> 00:07:41,490 Everything is his grift. 97 00:07:41,531 --> 00:07:45,786 He owns you, he owns this club, he owns this whole stinking town. 98 00:07:45,869 --> 00:07:49,247 Things change. 99 00:07:49,331 --> 00:07:53,168 You mess with Niko, you end up taking a dirt nap. 100 00:07:54,711 --> 00:07:57,005 He's the only one who's napping... 101 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:01,844 and I'm about to give him a serious wake-up call. 102 00:08:01,886 --> 00:08:04,013 But we need cash... 103 00:08:04,097 --> 00:08:06,349 so first we take the bank... 104 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:07,892 then we take Niko... 105 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:10,227 and then, my friend, school is out. 106 00:08:11,394 --> 00:08:14,690 And this whole city is our playground. 107 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,990 Bub, watch where you're going! 108 00:08:39,006 --> 00:08:40,174 Hang on, hang on! 109 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:43,510 Don't get your panties in a twist. 110 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:45,805 What the hell is it? 111 00:08:45,888 --> 00:08:48,015 I don't know... 112 00:08:48,099 --> 00:08:50,309 about seven hundred bucks, eh? 113 00:08:51,644 --> 00:08:54,105 Now, what can I do for you, bub? 114 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:56,149 I'm here for the Civic. 115 00:08:56,232 --> 00:09:00,070 The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission. 116 00:09:00,112 --> 00:09:01,822 What?! 117 00:09:01,905 --> 00:09:03,906 All I wanted was an oil change. 118 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:08,161 Lucky we caught these problems before they caused serious trouble. 119 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:12,123 Sign right here, and press down hard. 120 00:09:13,332 --> 00:09:15,793 - There's no price. - There will be. 121 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:19,380 I've no car. I need a car tonight. 122 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,885 Bring around the loaner. 123 00:09:23,968 --> 00:09:25,803 The loaner? 124 00:09:25,887 --> 00:09:27,972 The loaner? 125 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,588 It's a classic. 126 00:10:10,349 --> 00:10:13,143 Gals, meet my buddy Stanley Ipkiss. 127 00:10:13,185 --> 00:10:16,606 Humungo in the banking business. 128 00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:18,817 - Not really. - Let's get in this joint. 129 00:10:21,235 --> 00:10:23,862 How you doing, buddy? 130 00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:26,697 - It's Charlie! - How you doing? 131 00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:29,326 - How you doing, my friend? - Long time no see. 132 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,995 Good to see you. 133 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,831 Come on, gals. 134 00:10:33,914 --> 00:10:35,958 See you on the inside. 135 00:10:45,218 --> 00:10:47,303 This is a mistake. 136 00:10:50,265 --> 00:10:53,226 You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope. 137 00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:56,437 - My friends are inside. - Lose him. 138 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,230 This isn't fair. 139 00:10:58,313 --> 00:10:59,566 Watch it, I'm a bleeder. 140 00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:02,819 Put me down now, or I am never coming back here. 141 00:11:13,245 --> 00:11:15,206 Jeez. 142 00:11:29,052 --> 00:11:31,181 Mr. Ipkiss! 143 00:11:31,264 --> 00:11:32,974 Hi. 144 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:35,894 Are you okay? 145 00:11:35,977 --> 00:11:37,562 Me? 146 00:11:37,645 --> 00:11:38,897 I'm great.. 147 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:39,898 Really good. 148 00:11:39,981 --> 00:11:42,233 I never felt better, really. 149 00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:44,319 I'm just... 150 00:11:44,402 --> 00:11:45,653 catching some air. 151 00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,572 Your car, sir. 152 00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:49,991 That's not my car. 153 00:11:50,075 --> 00:11:51,659 It matches the ticket. 154 00:11:55,663 --> 00:11:57,207 Alright... 155 00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:59,293 I'll take it. 156 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:03,171 But I am very angry! 157 00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:06,257 Believe this? 158 00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:09,886 You drive in in a Porsche... 159 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,534 Hey, Mister! 160 00:13:58,829 --> 00:14:00,207 Hold on! 161 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,460 I know CPR! 162 00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:42,416 Hey, you! 163 00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:45,002 What are you doing down there? 164 00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:49,673 I'm just looking for... 165 00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:52,634 my mask! 166 00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:55,429 I got it. 167 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:07,816 Do you have any idea what time it is? 168 00:15:07,899 --> 00:15:09,609 Actually, no. 169 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,947 My new carpet! 170 00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:17,827 Well ,this is coming right out of your security deposit. 171 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:19,911 You know... 172 00:15:19,995 --> 00:15:21,121 What? 173 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,042 Nothing. 174 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,504 Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, a big nothing. 175 00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:37,638 Aren't you due at the lab to get your bolts tightened? 176 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,434 I should have said that. 177 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:50,777 Hey, you. 178 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,694 Milo! 179 00:15:52,778 --> 00:15:56,364 No jumping up allowed. It's against doggie ordinance. 180 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:22,851 What do you want? 181 00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,727 You want me to throw that? 182 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:26,394 I'm very tired. 183 00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:29,231 I'll throw it one time. 184 00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:32,318 I won't throw it with you attached to it. 185 00:16:35,947 --> 00:16:37,615 You ready? 186 00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:39,242 Get it. 187 00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:40,493 Ipkiss! 188 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,829 Turn down those cartoons! 189 00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:45,374 Alright, Mrs. Peenman! 190 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:54,174 Dr. Neuman, you say that everybody wears a mask? 191 00:16:54,216 --> 00:16:55,968 That's correct. 192 00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:59,011 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking. 193 00:16:59,095 --> 00:17:02,099 We suppress the id, our darkest desires... 194 00:17:02,182 --> 00:17:05,143 and adopt a more socially acceptable image. 195 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:09,480 The book is "The Masks We Wear" by Dr. Arthur Neuman. 196 00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,315 Thank you for being here. 197 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,698 What's the matter with you? 198 00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:18,907 What is it? 199 00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:22,244 What are you looking for? 200 00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:25,289 You like this thing? You like it? 201 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,126 "The Masks We Wear". 202 00:17:32,087 --> 00:17:33,464 "That's correct. 203 00:17:33,547 --> 00:17:37,134 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking". 204 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,311 Yeah, right. 205 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,520 Smoking! 206 00:18:31,523 --> 00:18:33,608 It's party time. 207 00:18:33,691 --> 00:18:35,068 P-A-R-T-Y 208 00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:38,278 Why? Because I gotta. 209 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,038 MANAGER 210 00:18:47,122 --> 00:18:48,873 QUIET PLEASE 211 00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:24,117 Snooze! 212 00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:52,562 Look, ma, I'm road kill! 213 00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:04,867 - Get out of the road! - I think he wants to communicate. 214 00:20:06,368 --> 00:20:07,703 squeeze me gently 215 00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:26,638 Hey, mister... 216 00:20:26,721 --> 00:20:28,681 you got the time? 217 00:20:28,765 --> 00:20:31,352 As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie! 218 00:20:35,356 --> 00:20:36,732 Look at that! 219 00:20:36,774 --> 00:20:40,903 Time to honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. 220 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,161 Come on! 221 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,171 Step right up here, don't be shy! 222 00:20:59,255 --> 00:21:00,423 Nobody likes... 223 00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:02,801 a bashful leather head. 224 00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:03,927 Move it! 225 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,387 For my first trick... 226 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,807 I'll do something for you, son. 227 00:21:12,893 --> 00:21:17,357 We have a giraffe. There you go, son. Now get out of here, you bother me. 228 00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:21,486 Now... 229 00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:24,488 Sorry, wrong pocket. 230 00:21:24,572 --> 00:21:25,865 For you... 231 00:21:27,199 --> 00:21:28,868 a little body English. 232 00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:35,125 A French poodle. 233 00:21:37,169 --> 00:21:39,421 The dog was rabid, had to put it down. 234 00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:43,633 At last but not least, my favorite. 235 00:21:55,186 --> 00:21:57,271 A Tommy gun. 236 00:22:09,576 --> 00:22:11,536 This is incredible. 237 00:22:11,578 --> 00:22:14,206 With these powers I could be... 238 00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:19,170 a superhero. 239 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,339 I'd fight crime, protect the innocent... 240 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,051 work for world peace. 241 00:22:25,134 --> 00:22:26,718 But first... 242 00:22:27,928 --> 00:22:29,929 RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING 243 00:22:33,183 --> 00:22:36,603 Hold onto your lug nuts... 244 00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:39,689 it's time for an overhaul. 245 00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:27,613 It was a dream. 246 00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:31,618 It was a dream. 247 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,498 I must lay off the cartoons. 248 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,555 Lt. Kellaway. You know anything about the disturbance last night? 249 00:23:54,223 --> 00:23:56,267 Disturbance? 250 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:59,604 Some prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman. 251 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:01,148 Attacked? 252 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,858 You didn't hear anything? 253 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:07,236 She unloaded a couple of rounds of buckshot 5 feet from here. 254 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,405 Look at the floor. 255 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,949 He put that right in my floor, then he jumped out... 256 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,495 the window. Officer, are you writing notes? 257 00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:17,372 This is... 258 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,624 impossible. 259 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,543 Those pyjamas are impossible. This happened. 260 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,297 See, I have... 261 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,507 an inner ear problem. 262 00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:31,804 - Sometimes I can't hear anything. - Is that so? 263 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:39,478 Here's my card. If you recall anything unusual about last night... 264 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,105 anything at all, call me. 265 00:24:42,188 --> 00:24:43,815 You bet. Thank you. 266 00:24:43,856 --> 00:24:45,983 And good luck... 267 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,320 cracking the case. 268 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,045 Oh, my God, I'm late! 269 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:07,297 Keys, keys... 270 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,174 Where's the keys? 271 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,510 Damn. 272 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,429 Get the keys. 273 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:15,680 Find them. 274 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,894 Get the keys. 275 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,614 I am so late. 276 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,743 Good boy. 277 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:39,080 Come on, Milo. Give them to me. Drop it. 278 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:13,573 I want a proctologist standing by. 279 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,658 The best one you can find. 280 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,579 Can you tell me what happened? 281 00:26:18,621 --> 00:26:22,415 - No, you can quote me. - Looks like some Mob tactic. 282 00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:26,794 She broke the case. Come on, get these rubbernecks out of here. 283 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:39,432 Where were you last night? We looked all over for you. 284 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,435 Did you happen to look outside, in the gutter? 285 00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:44,062 Did you check the paper? 286 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,939 Your girlfriend got a great review. 287 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,067 Bombshell Explodes at Coco Bongo 288 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:50,986 You're 50 minutes late. That's like stealing. 289 00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:55,782 I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. I've been a jerk. 290 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:58,618 If you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures... 291 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,995 you might get some work done. 292 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,875 Sir. She's a perspective client of Stanley's. 293 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,377 Really? 294 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,133 The next time she comes in... 295 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:14,676 send her to my office. 296 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:17,972 You bet. 297 00:27:22,685 --> 00:27:25,229 Gee, I wish "my" daddy owned a bank. 298 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:28,565 Then I could be a rich little creep too. 299 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,525 You think she'll ever come back? 300 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:34,196 Oh, man, forget her. Listen to me. 301 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,908 Girls like her always look for the BBD: Bigger Better Deal. 302 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:40,244 You don't know that. 303 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:43,372 She's an artist. She's... 304 00:27:43,456 --> 00:27:45,666 - sensitive. - Forget her. 305 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:49,837 She'll rip out your heart, put it in a blender and hit "frappe". 306 00:27:49,879 --> 00:27:53,758 You don't need her. You need somebody down to earth. 307 00:27:53,841 --> 00:27:57,928 Somebody with some integrity. Somebody with... 308 00:27:58,012 --> 00:27:59,262 red hair... 309 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,222 full, pouting lips... 310 00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:03,601 a white blouse, green jacket... 311 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:04,935 and a name tag. 312 00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,271 You really narrowed it down. 313 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,523 Too bad she's already taken. 314 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:14,028 Hello there, may I be of assistance? 315 00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:16,155 Stanley Ipkiss? 316 00:28:19,159 --> 00:28:21,787 Hi! I'm Peggy Brandt from the Tribune. 317 00:28:24,414 --> 00:28:27,708 I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing-- 318 00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,628 No, actually, I want to ask you a few questions. 319 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:33,380 Really? About what? 320 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:37,134 Ripley Auto Finishing. You're a customer, aren't you? 321 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,388 Me? 322 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:44,433 I don't even have a car. 323 00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:47,145 You know, 'cause they pollute. 324 00:28:47,229 --> 00:28:49,689 You don't own an '89 Civic? 325 00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:53,944 Oh, that car, yeah. 326 00:28:56,947 --> 00:28:58,532 It's coming back to me. 327 00:28:58,615 --> 00:29:01,076 Miss... What was your name? 328 00:29:01,118 --> 00:29:02,411 Peggy Brandt. 329 00:29:03,579 --> 00:29:04,704 Wait a minute. 330 00:29:04,788 --> 00:29:06,498 Peggy Brandt? 331 00:29:06,581 --> 00:29:08,082 Of "Ask Peggy"? 332 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:10,918 That's right. 333 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,921 You printed one of my letters last year. 334 00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:16,465 Remember? "Nice Guys Finish Last." 335 00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:19,052 You're Mister Nice Guy? 336 00:29:20,303 --> 00:29:25,767 Do you realize how much mail we got about that letter? 337 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:29,187 100's of women are looking for a guy like you. 338 00:29:31,273 --> 00:29:33,443 Really? 339 00:29:33,484 --> 00:29:36,654 You know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? 340 00:29:36,737 --> 00:29:39,448 Most think monogamy is a kind of wood. 341 00:29:44,244 --> 00:29:47,205 Why are you covering this story? 342 00:29:47,289 --> 00:29:51,001 Because "Dear Peggy" pays dick. I'm starving to death. 343 00:29:51,084 --> 00:29:53,253 I'm looking to become a real reporter. 344 00:29:53,336 --> 00:29:57,340 When you were at Ripley Auto did you see anything suspicious? 345 00:29:57,424 --> 00:29:58,633 Anything? 346 00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:00,677 I won't make trouble for you. 347 00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:02,263 I just want the truth. 348 00:30:03,723 --> 00:30:07,602 God, I wish I knew the truth. You know, I really do. 349 00:30:10,771 --> 00:30:13,482 If you think of anything... 350 00:30:13,523 --> 00:30:15,400 this is my number. 351 00:30:16,151 --> 00:30:17,278 This is my... 352 00:30:17,361 --> 00:30:19,781 you know, personal number. 353 00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:24,452 100's of women are looking for a guy like me? 354 00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:25,870 Sure. 355 00:30:27,037 --> 00:30:28,830 I'm one of them. 356 00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:39,175 120 yards. 357 00:30:44,846 --> 00:30:45,972 Hello, Dorian. 358 00:30:49,519 --> 00:30:51,896 Thanks for dropping by. 359 00:30:51,979 --> 00:30:56,275 Next time, call. Leave the delivery boys at home. 360 00:31:17,797 --> 00:31:19,882 The cops... 361 00:31:19,966 --> 00:31:23,803 tried to shut the club down this morning. 362 00:31:23,886 --> 00:31:28,558 They say you've been using the place to run your own small-time scams. 363 00:31:28,599 --> 00:31:31,144 When I hear things like that... 364 00:31:31,227 --> 00:31:34,690 I start losing my concentration. 365 00:31:34,773 --> 00:31:37,401 My game... 366 00:31:37,484 --> 00:31:40,612 it goes straight to hell. 367 00:31:42,781 --> 00:31:45,325 You could too. 368 00:31:46,952 --> 00:31:48,996 205 yards. 369 00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:51,164 I'm fed up with you... 370 00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,499 but.... 371 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,251 I'll cut you a break. 372 00:31:56,919 --> 00:31:59,881 One week to get out of town. 373 00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:02,049 After that... 374 00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:06,764 I'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron. 375 00:32:47,012 --> 00:32:48,640 Are you okay? 376 00:32:48,681 --> 00:32:51,267 Your car, sir. 377 00:32:54,813 --> 00:32:56,772 I am now. 378 00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:17,000 Tina, come on. 379 00:33:18,128 --> 00:33:19,712 You can't. 380 00:33:20,672 --> 00:33:22,215 You can't. 381 00:33:25,885 --> 00:33:27,262 Go on. 382 00:33:28,847 --> 00:33:31,390 I don't believe it. 383 00:33:51,161 --> 00:33:53,037 Stupid. 384 00:33:54,873 --> 00:33:56,749 She would never... 385 00:34:22,777 --> 00:34:24,695 No way! 386 00:34:53,307 --> 00:34:55,142 Hold on, Sugar. 387 00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:58,437 Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight. 388 00:35:15,078 --> 00:35:17,705 Somebody,stop me. 389 00:35:22,670 --> 00:35:25,422 Can't make the scene if you don't have the green. 390 00:35:25,506 --> 00:35:27,675 I better make a little stop. 391 00:35:34,516 --> 00:35:37,978 EDGE CITY POWER "SERVICE WORTH WAITING FOR" 392 00:35:38,019 --> 00:35:39,688 How's it going, Freeze? 393 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,272 It's looking good here. 394 00:35:41,355 --> 00:35:45,609 You're on your own. I must go downstairs, make sure I'm seen. 395 00:35:45,693 --> 00:35:46,735 Do it. 396 00:35:46,819 --> 00:35:50,322 The doctor is about to operate. 397 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:16,307 Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not. 398 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:28,819 Cops! 399 00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:42,292 Not on the list, not in the club. 400 00:36:59,059 --> 00:37:00,477 How do? 401 00:37:06,484 --> 00:37:07,777 You on the list? 402 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:13,031 No, but I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them? 403 00:37:13,073 --> 00:37:14,783 Franklin, Grant... 404 00:37:14,825 --> 00:37:16,118 and Jackson. 405 00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:26,002 That's it! No one gets in. 406 00:37:29,798 --> 00:37:33,428 Now we present the most beautiful flower of the Congo Bongo... 407 00:37:33,511 --> 00:37:35,638 Miss Tina Carlyle. 408 00:37:50,445 --> 00:37:51,696 Beautiful. 409 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:56,408 Love makes me treat you... 410 00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:59,911 The way that I do Gee, baby... 411 00:37:59,953 --> 00:38:03,291 ain't I good to you 412 00:38:03,332 --> 00:38:06,419 There's nothing too good... 413 00:38:06,502 --> 00:38:09,046 for a boy that's so true 414 00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:13,259 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 415 00:38:13,342 --> 00:38:16,846 I bought you a fur coat for Christmas 416 00:38:16,929 --> 00:38:19,475 A diamond ring... 417 00:38:19,516 --> 00:38:21,351 a Cadillac car... 418 00:38:21,435 --> 00:38:24,521 And everything 419 00:38:24,605 --> 00:38:27,356 Love makes me treat you... 420 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,816 the way that I do 421 00:38:29,858 --> 00:38:32,778 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 422 00:38:34,739 --> 00:38:37,950 Love makes me treat you... 423 00:38:38,034 --> 00:38:40,286 the way that I do 424 00:38:40,369 --> 00:38:43,372 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 425 00:38:44,957 --> 00:38:48,002 There's nothing too good... 426 00:38:48,044 --> 00:38:50,964 for a man so true 427 00:38:51,048 --> 00:38:53,717 Gee,baby, ain't I good to you 428 00:38:55,302 --> 00:39:00,515 I know how to make a man happy I'll treat you right 429 00:39:03,393 --> 00:39:05,687 - Why are you here? - There's trouble. 430 00:39:05,729 --> 00:39:07,314 You better come upstairs. 431 00:39:08,564 --> 00:39:10,149 Come on, let's go. 432 00:39:15,822 --> 00:39:18,659 They got me paying taxes... 433 00:39:18,742 --> 00:39:20,536 for what I gave to you 434 00:39:20,577 --> 00:39:24,540 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 435 00:39:45,102 --> 00:39:47,813 Let's rock this joint. 436 00:41:00,553 --> 00:41:01,971 Smoking. 437 00:41:05,017 --> 00:41:06,435 What happened? 438 00:41:09,646 --> 00:41:11,855 Someone hit the joint before us. 439 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,817 Get that, Doc. 440 00:41:16,193 --> 00:41:18,320 Suck on that. 441 00:41:24,536 --> 00:41:26,329 Son of a bitch! 442 00:41:29,499 --> 00:41:31,084 Who did this, man? 443 00:41:31,167 --> 00:41:32,877 Who?! 444 00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:35,089 Him! 445 00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:37,758 That's the guy. 446 00:41:37,842 --> 00:41:40,136 The guy dancing with Tina? 447 00:41:40,177 --> 00:41:42,012 He's dead meat. 448 00:41:42,054 --> 00:41:43,222 Come on. 449 00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:26,724 I want this place cleared now. 450 00:42:43,574 --> 00:42:47,870 Club's closed. Move it! You think I'm joking? Come on, move it! 451 00:42:47,953 --> 00:42:49,998 Party's over, let's go! 452 00:42:50,707 --> 00:42:52,041 Get out of here. 453 00:42:53,626 --> 00:42:54,585 Get lost! 454 00:42:55,961 --> 00:42:57,797 Okay, Twinkle Toes. 455 00:42:57,838 --> 00:43:00,299 Where is my money, tell me now. 456 00:43:06,348 --> 00:43:09,934 You've got 17.5 % in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year. 457 00:43:09,975 --> 00:43:11,227 8 % in stocks and bonds. 458 00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:13,854 Carry the 9, divide by the GNP... 459 00:43:13,938 --> 00:43:17,483 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible. 460 00:43:18,359 --> 00:43:20,028 Ice this deadbeat. 461 00:43:26,492 --> 00:43:27,409 Shoot him! 462 00:43:32,832 --> 00:43:33,749 Thanks. 463 00:43:41,466 --> 00:43:44,010 You got me, partner. 464 00:43:56,022 --> 00:43:58,858 Hold me close,Red. 465 00:43:58,941 --> 00:44:00,818 It's getting dark. 466 00:44:05,949 --> 00:44:08,702 Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. 467 00:44:12,914 --> 00:44:15,959 Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas. 468 00:44:20,673 --> 00:44:22,800 Tell Scarlet I do give a damn. 469 00:44:27,346 --> 00:44:28,264 Pardon me. 470 00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,565 Thank you. 471 00:44:40,358 --> 00:44:41,610 You love me. 472 00:44:41,693 --> 00:44:44,696 You really love me. 473 00:44:50,453 --> 00:44:52,747 You're not going anywhere. 474 00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:00,755 Drop it, Tyrel! 475 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,178 Drop it. 476 00:45:09,846 --> 00:45:13,350 You got a warrant? Or did you come for a nightcap? 477 00:45:14,643 --> 00:45:17,354 What I got is probable cause. 478 00:45:17,437 --> 00:45:19,774 Your boys knocked over Edge City Bank. 479 00:45:19,857 --> 00:45:21,692 Easy. You're giving me a woody. 480 00:45:21,776 --> 00:45:24,403 And one was wearing a big, green mask. 481 00:45:24,445 --> 00:45:27,073 For once, you're right. 482 00:45:27,156 --> 00:45:29,575 Except it wasn't one of my boys. 483 00:45:29,617 --> 00:45:33,246 Maybe if you tried a little actual police work... 484 00:45:33,287 --> 00:45:34,706 Cuff him. 485 00:45:34,790 --> 00:45:38,334 We got a stiff upstairs. It's a guy from the heist. 486 00:45:38,417 --> 00:45:41,254 Call that high-priced lawyer of yours. 487 00:45:41,295 --> 00:45:43,631 We'll go downtown for a chat. 488 00:45:43,714 --> 00:45:45,591 Get him out of here. 489 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,782 I know you're in there. 490 00:46:11,659 --> 00:46:13,161 Police! 491 00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:16,497 Open up! 492 00:46:16,581 --> 00:46:19,292 Oh, my God. 493 00:46:22,004 --> 00:46:25,466 I know you're in there! 494 00:46:32,096 --> 00:46:33,222 Open up! 495 00:46:33,306 --> 00:46:37,227 Come on, I'm getting blisters on my fingers. 496 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,482 Stop it. 497 00:46:43,566 --> 00:46:44,859 I'm coming, okay. 498 00:46:44,901 --> 00:46:47,445 I'll be right there. 499 00:46:51,533 --> 00:46:53,827 Let's go, move it! 500 00:46:53,869 --> 00:46:55,829 Alright! 501 00:47:01,543 --> 00:47:03,170 Hi, Lieutenant. 502 00:47:03,212 --> 00:47:06,925 This isn't the best time right now. I just-- 503 00:47:07,008 --> 00:47:08,927 Won't you come in? 504 00:47:11,804 --> 00:47:13,222 Where were you last night? 505 00:47:14,181 --> 00:47:15,890 Here, mostly. 506 00:47:15,932 --> 00:47:16,891 Something wrong? 507 00:47:16,974 --> 00:47:18,976 What do you know about The Mask? 508 00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:21,146 "Mask?" 509 00:47:21,230 --> 00:47:22,898 Don't insult my intelligence. 510 00:47:22,981 --> 00:47:26,777 He robs the bank you work in, then I find this in the Coco Bongo. 511 00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:29,488 There can't be 2 idiots with these pajamas. 512 00:47:31,865 --> 00:47:34,076 May I see those pajamas? 513 00:47:36,371 --> 00:47:37,956 Those pajamas? 514 00:47:38,039 --> 00:47:40,917 Those pajamas... 515 00:47:42,210 --> 00:47:43,378 were stolen. 516 00:47:43,419 --> 00:47:46,089 Somebody stole your pajamas? 517 00:47:51,385 --> 00:47:55,681 What is this city coming to... 518 00:47:55,764 --> 00:48:00,978 when a man's pajama drawer is no longer safe! 519 00:48:06,234 --> 00:48:07,777 Look at that guy. 520 00:48:07,861 --> 00:48:11,030 - Nobody's that fast at my bank. - I'll say. 521 00:48:13,825 --> 00:48:16,286 That's one hell of a rubber mask. 522 00:48:16,369 --> 00:48:17,662 Lab reports? 523 00:48:17,745 --> 00:48:22,292 We got fingerprints from currency, but nothing matches Tyrel's men. 524 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:23,918 He beat them to the punch. 525 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,798 Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named Ipkiss. 526 00:48:28,882 --> 00:48:31,383 You figure it was an inside job? 527 00:48:31,467 --> 00:48:35,054 I need some prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday. 528 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:39,559 50 grand... 529 00:48:39,601 --> 00:48:44,230 to whoever finds that green bastard before the cops. 530 00:48:44,314 --> 00:48:47,650 I want you to get the word out to every street hustler... 531 00:48:47,734 --> 00:48:50,488 every low life in this town. Understand? 532 00:48:50,571 --> 00:48:53,699 I want him here tomorrow, alive. 533 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:56,951 You still here? 534 00:48:56,993 --> 00:48:58,953 Come on, let's go. 535 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,753 What are you looking at? 536 00:49:05,836 --> 00:49:06,921 You. 537 00:49:06,962 --> 00:49:08,589 You're losing it. 538 00:49:08,672 --> 00:49:12,425 I'm not losing anything... 539 00:49:12,509 --> 00:49:14,344 except maybe some extra baggage. 540 00:49:14,427 --> 00:49:16,012 What's that mean? 541 00:49:18,348 --> 00:49:21,685 You didn't fight much last night when that freak kissed you. 542 00:49:21,769 --> 00:49:25,022 Did it look like I had much of a choice? 543 00:49:26,232 --> 00:49:27,816 Maybe you did... 544 00:49:30,193 --> 00:49:32,821 maybe you didn't. Who knows, right? 545 00:49:34,531 --> 00:49:35,825 I'll tell you one thing. 546 00:49:36,992 --> 00:49:40,287 It's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me. 547 00:49:50,923 --> 00:49:54,510 We have a crisis here and you stroll in an hour late? 548 00:49:54,593 --> 00:49:56,554 If I must put up with-- 549 00:49:56,637 --> 00:49:59,431 Back off, monkey boy... 550 00:49:59,515 --> 00:50:03,184 or I'll tell your dad you treat this place like your piggy bank. 551 00:50:03,268 --> 00:50:05,187 Or we should call the IRS... 552 00:50:05,229 --> 00:50:08,482 and arrange a vacation for you at Club Fed? 553 00:50:11,652 --> 00:50:13,571 That'll be all. 554 00:50:17,324 --> 00:50:18,576 Genius. 555 00:50:18,659 --> 00:50:22,330 That was genius. Buddy, I have chills. 556 00:50:22,414 --> 00:50:26,251 God! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man? 557 00:50:26,334 --> 00:50:27,752 I'm not sure. 558 00:50:28,795 --> 00:50:31,213 I haven't exactly been myself lately. 559 00:50:31,297 --> 00:50:33,340 You don't look real fabulous. 560 00:50:33,382 --> 00:50:35,384 Really, do I look bad? 561 00:50:36,635 --> 00:50:40,181 Don't worry. This'll put the color back in your cheeks. 562 00:50:40,222 --> 00:50:44,560 2 tickets to the charity ball at the Coco Bongo Club, Saturday. 563 00:50:44,602 --> 00:50:47,104 Anybody who's anybody will be there. 564 00:50:47,188 --> 00:50:49,064 Want to be my date? 565 00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:58,033 Wait just a minute. 566 00:50:58,116 --> 00:51:01,453 - Why are you here? - I wanted to thank you. 567 00:51:02,621 --> 00:51:05,500 I don't have much to open an account with anymore. 568 00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:08,919 What about the club? You were doing great. 569 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,837 It's not your problem. I'll be okay. 570 00:51:11,921 --> 00:51:13,631 Come here. 571 00:51:18,427 --> 00:51:21,807 You didn't stop by just to see me, did you? 572 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:25,727 It's okay, tell me. 573 00:51:28,396 --> 00:51:31,066 The guy they say robbed this place... 574 00:51:31,149 --> 00:51:33,985 - The Mask? - I think he was at the club. 575 00:51:34,986 --> 00:51:36,322 Really? 576 00:51:36,405 --> 00:51:38,991 They say he's pretty... 577 00:51:39,075 --> 00:51:40,200 weird looking. 578 00:51:43,453 --> 00:51:44,913 Yeah, but... 579 00:51:44,996 --> 00:51:47,374 you should see him dance. 580 00:51:49,126 --> 00:51:52,587 Did anyone find out who he is? 581 00:51:52,671 --> 00:51:54,798 Why, you interested? 582 00:51:56,675 --> 00:51:58,802 Just curious, I guess. 583 00:52:00,929 --> 00:52:04,391 I better be going. 584 00:52:04,474 --> 00:52:06,436 Thanks for everything. 585 00:52:08,104 --> 00:52:09,689 You'd like to see him again? 586 00:52:15,819 --> 00:52:17,362 I wouldn't mind. 587 00:52:17,446 --> 00:52:20,073 I know him, you know. 588 00:52:20,157 --> 00:52:21,784 You do? 589 00:52:21,868 --> 00:52:24,996 We're old college buddies, him and me. 590 00:52:26,372 --> 00:52:29,750 It's funny you mention he dances because... 591 00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:36,924 I taught him a couple of dance moves myself. 592 00:52:37,008 --> 00:52:40,136 Think you could have him meet me tonight? 593 00:52:40,219 --> 00:52:42,305 Maybe I could work something out. 594 00:52:42,388 --> 00:52:45,308 - How about at Landfill Park? - Sunset. 595 00:52:45,391 --> 00:52:47,267 - Perfect. - Super. 596 00:52:48,602 --> 00:52:52,106 Thanks, Stanley. You really are a nice guy. 597 00:52:58,988 --> 00:53:01,199 This is an interesting place. 598 00:53:01,282 --> 00:53:04,452 Looks like fourth- or fifth-century Scandinavian. 599 00:53:04,535 --> 00:53:08,916 Possibly a representation of one of the Norse night gods, maybe Loki. 600 00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:13,586 Loki? 601 00:53:13,669 --> 00:53:15,087 Who is Loki? 602 00:53:15,171 --> 00:53:17,632 The Norse god of mischief. 603 00:53:17,715 --> 00:53:22,678 Supposedly he caused such trouble that Odin banished him from Valhalla forever. 604 00:53:24,722 --> 00:53:27,433 Then he could have banished him into that mask. 605 00:53:27,517 --> 00:53:30,561 I'm talking about mythology, Mr. Ipkiss. 606 00:53:30,645 --> 00:53:32,563 This is a piece of wood. 607 00:53:33,564 --> 00:53:35,108 but your book...! 608 00:53:35,191 --> 00:53:38,695 My book is about masks as a metaphor. 609 00:53:38,779 --> 00:53:41,865 A metaphor,not to be taken literally. 610 00:53:41,949 --> 00:53:43,867 You suffer from a mild delusion. 611 00:53:47,037 --> 00:53:48,455 Alright. 612 00:53:51,917 --> 00:53:53,584 I'll prove it to you. 613 00:53:54,794 --> 00:53:58,339 But I am not responsible for the consequences. 614 00:53:58,422 --> 00:54:02,301 Just sit back and enjoy the ride, Mr. Expert. 615 00:54:02,385 --> 00:54:05,429 You don't scare me. Go right ahead. 616 00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:08,725 See you. 617 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:38,255 You said Loki was a night god. Maybe it works at night. 618 00:54:38,338 --> 00:54:43,802 I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people. 619 00:54:43,886 --> 00:54:47,306 There are private institutions for those things. 620 00:54:47,347 --> 00:54:51,352 I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want. 621 00:54:55,482 --> 00:54:57,275 I must see Tina. 622 00:54:58,484 --> 00:55:00,152 But what can I do? 623 00:55:00,986 --> 00:55:03,113 Do I go as myself... 624 00:55:03,155 --> 00:55:04,782 or The Mask? 625 00:55:06,242 --> 00:55:10,371 If I tell you, you promise to leave my office right now? 626 00:55:17,002 --> 00:55:18,879 Go as yourself... 627 00:55:18,962 --> 00:55:21,216 and as The Mask. 628 00:55:21,257 --> 00:55:25,637 Because they are both one and the same beautiful person. 629 00:55:27,222 --> 00:55:30,600 Got the cross-check on the fingerprints. It's Ipkiss. 630 00:55:30,683 --> 00:55:31,975 I'm looking at him. 631 00:55:32,059 --> 00:55:34,520 Keep the SWAT team standing by. 632 00:55:34,561 --> 00:55:38,274 If he's half as bad as they say, we'll have a full dance card. 633 00:55:38,358 --> 00:55:40,110 Pickle relish? 634 00:55:40,193 --> 00:55:43,113 - Get in the car. - But I ordered onion rings. 635 00:55:47,367 --> 00:55:49,577 LANDFILL PARK 636 00:56:11,057 --> 00:56:12,725 What are you doing here? 637 00:56:15,562 --> 00:56:19,482 I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together all right. 638 00:56:19,566 --> 00:56:21,360 That's nice. 639 00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:24,780 I hardly ever stop by here. 640 00:56:24,864 --> 00:56:26,991 It's hard to believe it was... 641 00:56:27,074 --> 00:56:28,242 a garbage heap. 642 00:56:30,578 --> 00:56:35,540 It's really beautiful right around sunset. 643 00:56:35,623 --> 00:56:39,586 The methane emissions really pick up the colors. 644 00:56:39,669 --> 00:56:41,087 All those... 645 00:56:41,171 --> 00:56:43,756 pinks and greens. 646 00:56:50,013 --> 00:56:53,267 My friend will be along here any minute. I better go. 647 00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:56,937 Stanley, wait. 648 00:57:03,194 --> 00:57:04,904 Hello, cherie. 649 00:57:04,987 --> 00:57:07,032 We meet again! 650 00:57:07,115 --> 00:57:08,408 Is it fate? 651 00:57:08,492 --> 00:57:11,451 Is it meant to be? It is written in the stars... 652 00:57:11,493 --> 00:57:13,995 that we are destined to fraternize? 653 00:57:14,037 --> 00:57:16,915 I'd like to think so. 654 00:57:21,085 --> 00:57:25,716 Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. 655 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:30,596 I will spread your p t . I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise. 656 00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:37,145 She's so coy. 657 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,189 I love it. 658 00:57:45,152 --> 00:57:48,739 Our love is like a red, red rose. 659 00:57:48,823 --> 00:57:51,367 And I am a little thorny. 660 00:57:51,450 --> 00:57:53,994 Je t'adore! Je t'adore! 661 00:57:54,036 --> 00:57:56,163 Shoot the window. I don't care! 662 00:57:58,124 --> 00:58:00,835 This is Kellaway. I need back-up. 663 00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:03,712 Cigarette? 664 00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:18,102 Now, like Napoleon... 665 00:58:18,185 --> 00:58:21,648 I will divide and conquer. 666 00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:24,734 Police! 667 00:58:26,069 --> 00:58:27,028 Merde. 668 00:58:27,070 --> 00:58:29,489 Freeze. 669 00:58:32,783 --> 00:58:34,160 Put your hands up. 670 00:58:34,243 --> 00:58:36,496 But you told me to freeze. 671 00:58:36,538 --> 00:58:39,749 Alright, alright, unfreeze. 672 00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:42,878 You're under arrest. 673 00:58:42,961 --> 00:58:45,714 It wasn't me. 674 00:58:45,755 --> 00:58:48,258 It was the one-armed man. 675 00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:50,926 Alright, I confess. 676 00:58:50,968 --> 00:58:54,347 I did it, you hear? And I'm glad, glad, I tell you! 677 00:58:55,765 --> 00:59:00,061 What are they going to do to me, Sarge? What are they going to do? 678 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:03,440 Sorry, son, that's not my department. 679 00:59:03,523 --> 00:59:04,733 Search him. 680 00:59:07,945 --> 00:59:10,406 Where's a camcorder when you need one? 681 00:59:15,535 --> 00:59:18,872 It's going to be a long night. My wife'll kill me. 682 00:59:18,955 --> 00:59:22,584 - What is it? - Cops got Ipkiss at Landfill Park. 683 00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:26,296 Let me cover it. I need this story. You go home to Claire. 684 00:59:26,379 --> 00:59:28,548 I don't know. Ramsey said-- 685 00:59:28,632 --> 00:59:30,884 I will take care of Ramsey. 686 00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:32,677 Thanks a million, I owe you one. 687 00:59:33,845 --> 00:59:36,306 Really big sunglasses, nerf ball... 688 00:59:36,389 --> 00:59:38,810 Bike horn... 689 00:59:38,851 --> 00:59:41,729 Small-mouthed bass... bowling pin... 690 00:59:44,357 --> 00:59:45,399 mouse-trap... 691 00:59:45,483 --> 00:59:47,110 rubber chicken... 692 00:59:47,151 --> 00:59:50,279 - Little to the left. That's it. - I don't know. 693 00:59:50,321 --> 00:59:52,323 Funny eyeball glasses... 694 00:59:52,406 --> 00:59:54,700 I've never seen those in my life. 695 00:59:54,784 --> 00:59:56,952 - bazooka. - I have a permit for that. 696 00:59:58,036 --> 00:59:59,955 - Picture of Kellaway's wife... - What? 697 01:00:00,705 --> 01:00:02,165 CALL ME LOVER! 698 01:00:02,249 --> 01:00:04,292 Margaret! Son of a bitch! 699 01:00:04,376 --> 01:00:08,673 I figured you had a sense of humor. 700 01:00:08,756 --> 01:00:09,966 you married her! 701 01:00:12,468 --> 01:00:15,096 That's got to hurt. 702 01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,472 Get him! 703 01:00:39,996 --> 01:00:42,540 It's over. Raise your hands... 704 01:00:42,623 --> 01:00:44,667 or we'll fire. 705 01:00:48,171 --> 01:00:49,338 Hit it! 706 01:01:10,235 --> 01:01:14,238 They call me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat 707 01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:15,865 When I play the maracas 708 01:01:15,948 --> 01:01:17,700 I go chick-chicky boom 709 01:01:18,951 --> 01:01:20,411 Yes, I'm Cuban Pete 710 01:01:20,495 --> 01:01:22,748 I'm the craze of my street 711 01:01:22,831 --> 01:01:26,960 When I start to dance everything goes Chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom 712 01:01:27,044 --> 01:01:29,171 The senoritas sing... 713 01:01:29,254 --> 01:01:31,507 and they swing 714 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:33,509 It's very nice 715 01:01:33,550 --> 01:01:34,675 Full of spice 716 01:01:35,718 --> 01:01:39,932 They dance and bring a happy ring Never a care 717 01:01:40,015 --> 01:01:43,936 Singing a song All the day long 718 01:01:46,605 --> 01:01:50,359 If you like the beat Take a lesson from Cuban Pete 719 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,694 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom 720 01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,782 He's a modest guy 721 01:01:56,865 --> 01:01:59,159 Although he's the hottest guy 722 01:01:59,243 --> 01:02:03,122 In Havana 723 01:02:03,205 --> 01:02:05,249 Si, senorita, I know... 724 01:02:05,332 --> 01:02:07,918 that when I chicky boom 725 01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,255 It's very nice so full of spice 726 01:02:11,296 --> 01:02:13,465 I place my hand on your hip 727 01:02:13,549 --> 01:02:16,260 And if you will give me your hand 728 01:02:16,301 --> 01:02:20,264 Then we shall try Just you and I 729 01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:24,269 - Not bad. - Shut up and help me down. 730 01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:27,981 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom Chick-chicky boom 731 01:02:49,668 --> 01:02:52,004 Dance and I'll blow your brains out. 732 01:02:56,426 --> 01:02:57,760 Give me that thing. 733 01:02:59,304 --> 01:03:00,430 See you! 734 01:03:00,472 --> 01:03:04,684 There! Let's get him. Snap out of it. This dance is over! 735 01:03:04,767 --> 01:03:07,188 Let's go! Follow me, officers! 736 01:03:13,026 --> 01:03:17,154 He's down the alley. Follow me. Come on. Grab your gun. 737 01:03:38,219 --> 01:03:39,804 Stanley, get in! 738 01:03:41,138 --> 01:03:42,181 There! 739 01:03:44,308 --> 01:03:46,477 Halt, or I'll shoot! 740 01:03:48,436 --> 01:03:49,646 Shoot! Shoot! 741 01:03:51,731 --> 01:03:53,316 Seat belts. 742 01:03:57,529 --> 01:03:58,696 I missed him. 743 01:03:59,864 --> 01:04:02,534 Come on, we all missed him. 744 01:04:05,578 --> 01:04:08,541 THE MASK ROBS BANK 745 01:04:08,582 --> 01:04:10,376 I saw it. 746 01:04:11,252 --> 01:04:13,045 I saw everything. 747 01:04:14,004 --> 01:04:16,382 What's happening to you, Stanley? 748 01:04:18,759 --> 01:04:20,718 It's crazy. 749 01:04:25,057 --> 01:04:27,893 I'm losing control. 750 01:04:27,977 --> 01:04:30,062 When I put that mask on... 751 01:04:30,146 --> 01:04:32,231 I can do anything. 752 01:04:32,272 --> 01:04:35,191 Be anything. 753 01:04:38,279 --> 01:04:40,531 It's wrecking my life. 754 01:04:40,573 --> 01:04:44,618 My life is wrecked. Wrecked. 755 01:04:46,162 --> 01:04:49,206 I don't know what's happening to you... 756 01:04:50,624 --> 01:04:52,961 but I do know this: 757 01:04:54,628 --> 01:04:57,465 that letter you sent my column... 758 01:04:57,548 --> 01:05:00,509 that was from a guy with more guts... 759 01:05:01,510 --> 01:05:03,387 and more heart... 760 01:05:03,471 --> 01:05:06,807 than any of the creeps I've met in this city. 761 01:05:06,891 --> 01:05:09,936 Whatever that mask is... 762 01:05:10,020 --> 01:05:11,396 you don't need it. 763 01:05:12,230 --> 01:05:13,689 You... 764 01:05:14,523 --> 01:05:16,901 Stanley Ipkiss... 765 01:05:16,942 --> 01:05:20,237 are already all you'll ever need to be. 766 01:05:24,493 --> 01:05:26,619 Gosh, Peg... 767 01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:30,122 do you really mean that? 768 01:05:31,582 --> 01:05:33,793 Actually... 769 01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:34,960 no. 770 01:05:35,044 --> 01:05:36,629 What? 771 01:05:38,673 --> 01:05:41,635 Where were you? I've been vamping for 20 minutes. 772 01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:43,637 Is this him? 773 01:05:43,678 --> 01:05:45,680 You got the 50 thou'? 774 01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,725 Give her the money. 775 01:05:51,937 --> 01:05:53,271 Right. 776 01:05:53,313 --> 01:05:56,024 With the mask on, he turns into that green thing. 777 01:05:59,109 --> 01:06:00,945 What are you doing? 778 01:06:01,028 --> 01:06:06,200 Sorry. You really are a great guy, I just can't lose my condo. 779 01:06:06,283 --> 01:06:09,329 It's so hard to find an apartment in this city. 780 01:06:14,251 --> 01:06:15,877 You said you wouldn't hurt him! 781 01:06:19,005 --> 01:06:20,173 I lied. 782 01:06:39,568 --> 01:06:41,153 Tell me. 783 01:06:41,236 --> 01:06:42,696 How's this mask work? 784 01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:45,615 I don't know. You just... 785 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:47,868 put it on. 786 01:07:00,631 --> 01:07:01,883 Boss... 787 01:07:02,758 --> 01:07:04,343 be careful, huh? 788 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,407 What a rush. 789 01:07:27,784 --> 01:07:31,621 You okay? 790 01:07:32,705 --> 01:07:34,707 I'm better than ever, you idiot. 791 01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:38,961 What do we do with Ipkiss? 792 01:07:41,255 --> 01:07:43,257 The police want the mask. 793 01:07:43,299 --> 01:07:46,302 We'll give them The Mask. 794 01:07:56,437 --> 01:07:58,815 The money better be here... 795 01:07:58,898 --> 01:08:01,484 or you can lp-kiss your ass good-bye. 796 01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:49,949 Get over there. 797 01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:04,965 Can't believe it. Hardened cops dancing in the street... 798 01:09:05,007 --> 01:09:07,509 and broadcast on the 11 o'clock news. 799 01:09:07,593 --> 01:09:10,388 - The SWAT team was offered Vegas. - I'm history. 800 01:09:10,472 --> 01:09:14,475 The Captain'll have my badge for breakfast with a pension on top. 801 01:09:14,558 --> 01:09:18,144 It's not all your fault. Something will turn up. 802 01:09:18,227 --> 01:09:21,898 Sure, Ipkiss will fall right into my lap. 803 01:09:28,655 --> 01:09:30,574 Get him off of me! 804 01:09:35,621 --> 01:09:36,872 Wait! 805 01:09:36,955 --> 01:09:38,708 I can explain everything. 806 01:09:38,792 --> 01:09:42,587 You can explain everything? Explain this! 807 01:09:43,838 --> 01:09:47,175 Get him up! Let's go! I got a cell for you, pal. 808 01:10:10,824 --> 01:10:12,283 Forget about me, buddy. 809 01:10:12,367 --> 01:10:14,661 Find a new place to live. 810 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,499 I'll be in here for a long, long time. 811 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:34,596 You, with the face. 812 01:10:35,597 --> 01:10:37,224 You got a visitor. 813 01:10:46,359 --> 01:10:48,945 - Why? - Is it true? 814 01:10:50,905 --> 01:10:52,323 You're The Mask. 815 01:10:52,407 --> 01:10:55,619 Yeah, but don't tell anybody. If I get... 816 01:10:55,661 --> 01:10:58,705 a good lawyer and a deal... 817 01:10:58,788 --> 01:11:00,957 I'll be out in about 10,000 years. 818 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,293 It's risky, coming here. 819 01:11:03,334 --> 01:11:05,879 Your boyfriend might be upset. 820 01:11:07,505 --> 01:11:11,635 He'll be at the charity ball tonight. 821 01:11:11,677 --> 01:11:13,970 Like what? The Lambada? 822 01:11:14,053 --> 01:11:18,224 This is serious. There must be a way to stop him. 823 01:11:18,308 --> 01:11:20,435 How does it work? 824 01:11:21,227 --> 01:11:22,645 I don't know. 825 01:11:23,481 --> 01:11:26,025 It's like... 826 01:11:26,108 --> 01:11:29,487 it brings your innermost desires to life. 827 01:11:29,570 --> 01:11:31,863 If deep down inside... 828 01:11:33,239 --> 01:11:36,326 you're a bit repressed and hopelessly romantic... 829 01:11:36,367 --> 01:11:38,496 you become some sort of... 830 01:11:38,537 --> 01:11:41,248 a love-crazy wild man. 831 01:11:41,332 --> 01:11:43,334 And if you're like Dorian? 832 01:11:43,417 --> 01:11:46,212 Then we're all in big trouble. 833 01:11:46,295 --> 01:11:49,256 And if I were you, I'd get out of town. Fast. 834 01:11:52,176 --> 01:11:53,427 Thanks. 835 01:11:54,386 --> 01:11:55,513 For what? 836 01:11:55,554 --> 01:11:57,848 Lots of things. 837 01:12:01,519 --> 01:12:04,062 Sharing a sunset with me. 838 01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:09,360 For being the only guy who treated me like a person, not... 839 01:12:09,443 --> 01:12:10,569 a party favor. 840 01:12:13,948 --> 01:12:16,700 For being any kind of romantic... 841 01:12:16,784 --> 01:12:18,619 even a hopeless one. 842 01:12:24,417 --> 01:12:26,169 You're welcome. 843 01:12:26,253 --> 01:12:28,880 That night at the club I knew... 844 01:12:28,964 --> 01:12:31,925 I'd found someone special. 845 01:12:34,552 --> 01:12:37,262 The Mask. 846 01:12:37,345 --> 01:12:40,266 It was the guy inside The Mask. 847 01:12:40,349 --> 01:12:43,936 It was you all along. 848 01:12:49,316 --> 01:12:51,986 Lady, time's up. 849 01:12:52,069 --> 01:12:53,989 Could I have just... 850 01:12:54,072 --> 01:12:55,949 one more minute? 851 01:12:57,909 --> 01:13:00,287 I've got to disappear for a while now. 852 01:13:00,328 --> 01:13:03,999 Don't know where but I'll let you know as soon as I can. 853 01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:50,670 Somebody help me! 854 01:13:55,509 --> 01:13:57,177 Guard, guard! 855 01:13:57,260 --> 01:14:00,514 A woman's being chased in the alley. 856 01:14:00,597 --> 01:14:02,516 She needs help. 857 01:14:02,599 --> 01:14:05,310 Sure. Keep it down. 858 01:14:05,393 --> 01:14:08,146 Serve and protect, man! 859 01:14:28,584 --> 01:14:31,003 Good boy. Come on. 860 01:14:33,131 --> 01:14:35,298 Jump up. Can you jump up? 861 01:14:37,008 --> 01:14:39,971 Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people? Forget that. 862 01:14:40,054 --> 01:14:42,056 Come on! Get up here. 863 01:14:44,308 --> 01:14:46,185 Get up. Get up here! 864 01:14:47,061 --> 01:14:49,646 Get up. Get up here. That's it. 865 01:14:49,688 --> 01:14:52,190 You can do it. Come on. Come on! 866 01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:57,363 Put some effort into it! 867 01:15:14,380 --> 01:15:16,883 Baby, there you are. 868 01:15:16,924 --> 01:15:18,801 I was worried about you. 869 01:15:18,885 --> 01:15:22,929 - You talk to the cops? - Only to see what Ipkiss told them. 870 01:15:23,013 --> 01:15:27,059 That's right, you and Stanley. You two are getting awfully close. 871 01:15:28,186 --> 01:15:30,229 Bet you helped him with the bank job. 872 01:15:30,313 --> 01:15:33,107 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? 873 01:15:34,442 --> 01:15:36,944 Look what I found in her car. 874 01:15:38,779 --> 01:15:40,073 Going away alone, baby? 875 01:15:44,286 --> 01:15:46,413 Boys, I want you to... 876 01:15:46,497 --> 01:15:48,957 get her something pretty to wear. 877 01:15:51,293 --> 01:15:54,086 We're going to a party tonight. 878 01:15:54,128 --> 01:15:56,881 We'll have one hell of a time, right? 879 01:15:58,424 --> 01:15:59,926 Get out of my sight. 880 01:16:01,135 --> 01:16:02,553 Jump up. 881 01:16:02,637 --> 01:16:03,846 Get up. Come on. 882 01:16:05,765 --> 01:16:08,601 Come on, Milo. Jump, please. 883 01:16:08,643 --> 01:16:10,813 Do it for Daddy. 884 01:16:14,566 --> 01:16:16,401 That's it! 885 01:16:17,778 --> 01:16:20,447 God, I can't believe it. 886 01:16:21,907 --> 01:16:24,619 Good boy. Good boy. 887 01:16:28,205 --> 01:16:29,623 See that man over there? 888 01:16:29,665 --> 01:16:31,291 He's got keys. 889 01:16:33,043 --> 01:16:34,877 Go get those keys. 890 01:16:34,961 --> 01:16:37,588 Go get them. Go get the keys. 891 01:16:40,008 --> 01:16:40,968 That's it. 892 01:16:42,344 --> 01:16:43,387 The key. 893 01:16:49,309 --> 01:16:51,520 No, not the cheese, the keys. 894 01:16:53,814 --> 01:16:55,733 Drop the cheese... 895 01:16:57,152 --> 01:16:58,611 and get the keys. 896 01:16:58,695 --> 01:17:01,280 Over there, over there. 897 01:17:19,423 --> 01:17:21,842 Oh, man. Come on. 898 01:17:21,884 --> 01:17:24,304 Come here. Good boy. That's a good boy. 899 01:17:25,472 --> 01:17:28,141 Give it, give me the keys. Give me the keys. 900 01:17:28,224 --> 01:17:30,894 Come on, drop it, drop it. 901 01:17:30,977 --> 01:17:33,104 It's sundown. 902 01:17:33,187 --> 01:17:35,022 It's almost time. 903 01:17:37,274 --> 01:17:39,193 I wouldn't, darling. 904 01:17:40,445 --> 01:17:41,696 DANGER EXPLOSIVES 905 01:17:41,738 --> 01:17:44,699 Wouldn't want to start the celebration early. 906 01:18:29,495 --> 01:18:30,579 Hold it! 907 01:18:30,621 --> 01:18:32,414 I am warning you... 908 01:18:32,498 --> 01:18:34,749 I am seriously stressed out here. 909 01:18:34,791 --> 01:18:36,000 Easy. 910 01:18:36,084 --> 01:18:38,002 Come on. 911 01:18:38,086 --> 01:18:39,419 Don't be an idiot. 912 01:18:39,462 --> 01:18:44,092 You're in a police station. There is no way you'll walk out of here like this. 913 01:18:45,593 --> 01:18:47,262 You're know, you're right. 914 01:18:49,931 --> 01:18:52,767 - Absolutely right. - What are you doing? 915 01:18:54,060 --> 01:18:55,688 You'll take me out... 916 01:18:55,771 --> 01:18:57,523 as your prisoner. 917 01:18:57,606 --> 01:19:00,317 Put it on! Put it on! 918 01:19:01,902 --> 01:19:03,154 Come on. 919 01:19:03,237 --> 01:19:05,948 - I'm really very sorry about this. - I'm sure. 920 01:19:08,993 --> 01:19:10,787 You got the wrong guy. 921 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,289 It's a bum rap. 922 01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:14,039 I got my rights. 923 01:19:14,123 --> 01:19:16,082 Where are you taking Ipkiss? 924 01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:19,210 Ixnay! Ehay's otgay an ungay. 925 01:19:19,294 --> 01:19:22,755 I get it. Pig Latin, right? 926 01:19:22,839 --> 01:19:24,800 Eesay ouyay aterlay. 927 01:19:26,135 --> 01:19:27,344 Come on! 928 01:19:35,019 --> 01:19:37,605 Sit back and relax. 929 01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:42,486 I must change for the party. 930 01:19:52,578 --> 01:19:54,997 TONIGHT, CASINO 931 01:19:58,042 --> 01:20:00,669 WAR ORPHANS FUND 932 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:15,477 I need cigarettes. 933 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,854 - Which brand? - It doesn't matter, I don't smoke. 934 01:20:17,938 --> 01:20:20,731 But for you, I would shoot the Surgeon General. 935 01:20:22,107 --> 01:20:24,109 Mayor Tilton, may we have a word? 936 01:20:24,193 --> 01:20:28,573 I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents. 937 01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:07,362 Let me out of these cuffs, you drive like a maniac. 938 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,823 Sorry, we're late for the ball. 939 01:21:09,907 --> 01:21:12,535 Alice and the rabbit'll be disappointed. 940 01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:14,245 Now you're being cynical. 941 01:21:17,205 --> 01:21:18,290 Who are you? 942 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:21,376 I'm just an ex-employee... 943 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:24,045 who's come for his back pay. 944 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,506 Or should I say payback? 945 01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:31,678 Kill him. 946 01:21:50,823 --> 01:21:52,158 Come on. 947 01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:15,640 Ladies and gentlemen... 948 01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:17,767 I will be the host... 949 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:19,894 for the rest of the evening. 950 01:22:30,614 --> 01:22:32,990 Get your dog away from me. 951 01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:36,409 Sorry, he seems to be attracted to you. 952 01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:39,579 Where's everyone? Something's not kosher. 953 01:22:39,663 --> 01:22:40,873 - Exactly. - Watch it! 954 01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:42,166 Sorry. 955 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:43,709 I must lock you in. 956 01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:47,421 Use the radio. 957 01:22:47,505 --> 01:22:50,842 You know, call for back-up or something. 958 01:22:53,094 --> 01:22:56,723 This could be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy. 959 01:22:57,850 --> 01:23:00,602 Daddy has to go kick some ass. 960 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,774 He's a dead man. 961 01:23:06,858 --> 01:23:09,694 Down! Get down! 962 01:23:10,737 --> 01:23:13,532 Take it easy, I got the point. 963 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,086 Blow it! 964 01:23:34,178 --> 01:23:36,180 Bastard. 965 01:23:36,263 --> 01:23:37,930 What's the matter, darling? 966 01:23:38,014 --> 01:23:40,099 This is your big production number. 967 01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:42,561 And you know it's important... 968 01:23:42,603 --> 01:23:44,980 to go out with a big bang. 969 01:23:54,281 --> 01:23:55,782 Why are you here? 970 01:23:55,824 --> 01:23:59,328 Take this gun and start sneaking people out the back. 971 01:24:03,373 --> 01:24:04,666 Step back. 972 01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:08,128 - Do you know who I am? - A dead man if you don't step back. 973 01:24:08,212 --> 01:24:10,129 What about some respect? 974 01:24:10,213 --> 01:24:13,008 - What kind of thug are you? - All set, Dorian. 975 01:24:14,968 --> 01:24:16,762 That's it. 976 01:24:18,096 --> 01:24:20,098 This party's over... 977 01:24:20,182 --> 01:24:22,100 in 10 minutes. 978 01:24:23,977 --> 01:24:26,147 This is the moment when a man... 979 01:24:26,231 --> 01:24:28,483 shows what he's really made of. 980 01:24:29,859 --> 01:24:30,819 Crap. 981 01:24:30,902 --> 01:24:32,695 Drop it. 982 01:24:45,165 --> 01:24:46,792 Smart dog. 983 01:24:53,090 --> 01:24:56,678 Boss, look who decided to crash the party. 984 01:24:56,761 --> 01:24:59,055 How's it going? 985 01:24:59,139 --> 01:25:00,974 Bring him up here! 986 01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:04,394 Wait! No! 987 01:25:04,477 --> 01:25:08,064 This is no time for last requests. 988 01:25:08,148 --> 01:25:10,651 But all I wanted was a kiss. 989 01:25:10,734 --> 01:25:13,070 A kiss? 990 01:25:13,154 --> 01:25:15,114 Just one... 991 01:25:15,197 --> 01:25:17,197 Iast kiss. 992 01:25:17,281 --> 01:25:19,158 I can't shut it off. 993 01:25:20,367 --> 01:25:22,953 There's always time... 994 01:25:24,454 --> 01:25:26,916 for one last kiss. 995 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:34,090 From the real Dorian. 996 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:37,719 The one I used to love. 997 01:25:39,095 --> 01:25:41,182 Nobody ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrel. 998 01:25:42,308 --> 01:25:43,225 Romeo! 999 01:25:43,309 --> 01:25:45,394 This place will blow! 1000 01:25:45,478 --> 01:25:47,730 Just wait! 1001 01:25:52,233 --> 01:25:54,194 I've decided... 1002 01:26:02,577 --> 01:26:04,913 to give her one last thrill. 1003 01:26:15,758 --> 01:26:17,259 Get it! 1004 01:26:34,318 --> 01:26:35,860 Run, Milo! 1005 01:26:39,405 --> 01:26:41,992 Stanley, hurry! 1006 01:26:42,076 --> 01:26:43,661 Don't worry. 1007 01:26:43,744 --> 01:26:45,538 It's all over now. 1008 01:26:56,465 --> 01:26:57,466 Got you. 1009 01:27:10,104 --> 01:27:11,690 I'll take you apart. 1010 01:27:11,773 --> 01:27:16,026 I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye! 1011 01:27:33,919 --> 01:27:35,588 Good doggie. 1012 01:27:35,671 --> 01:27:36,630 Good doggie. 1013 01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:57,360 I'm winning! 1014 01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:22,552 JACKPOT 1015 01:28:35,857 --> 01:28:37,858 Oh, my God! 1016 01:28:37,942 --> 01:28:40,110 This must be a new breed. 1017 01:28:40,194 --> 01:28:41,696 Easy, boy! 1018 01:28:45,575 --> 01:28:46,618 Good boy! 1019 01:29:17,524 --> 01:29:19,317 Did you miss me? 1020 01:29:27,076 --> 01:29:28,161 I guess not! 1021 01:29:35,293 --> 01:29:38,629 Now, you have to ask yourself one question: 1022 01:29:38,713 --> 01:29:41,257 "Do I feel lucky?" 1023 01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:42,300 Well... 1024 01:29:45,052 --> 01:29:46,679 do you... 1025 01:29:46,762 --> 01:29:48,389 punks? 1026 01:30:22,673 --> 01:30:25,968 That's a spicy meatball. 1027 01:30:33,852 --> 01:30:35,312 How do? 1028 01:30:41,735 --> 01:30:44,279 This guy's incorrigible. 1029 01:31:12,183 --> 01:31:14,394 You were good, kid, real good... 1030 01:31:14,477 --> 01:31:18,063 but as long as I'm around you'll be second-best. 1031 01:31:38,876 --> 01:31:40,961 Police! Hands up! 1032 01:31:42,255 --> 01:31:44,799 Officers, arrest those men. 1033 01:31:44,883 --> 01:31:47,469 I've always wanted to say that. 1034 01:31:50,513 --> 01:31:51,639 Come on. 1035 01:31:53,015 --> 01:31:54,391 Give me that gun. 1036 01:32:00,189 --> 01:32:03,317 He stole all our jewelry. Take me to headquarters... 1037 01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,360 Stop that man! 1038 01:32:08,363 --> 01:32:09,740 I've got you now. 1039 01:32:09,781 --> 01:32:11,910 Watch it, Chunky! 1040 01:32:11,951 --> 01:32:14,913 - Mayor Tilton, I'm so-- - What's wrong with you? 1041 01:32:14,996 --> 01:32:16,748 That man is The Mask. 1042 01:32:16,789 --> 01:32:20,877 No. Dorian Tyrel was The Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. 1043 01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:23,087 This man here saved our lives. 1044 01:32:23,129 --> 01:32:26,215 - With a little help. - You're a real hero. 1045 01:32:27,091 --> 01:32:28,802 It's nothing... 1046 01:32:28,885 --> 01:32:30,929 any American with... 1047 01:32:30,970 --> 01:32:34,265 balls of steel wouldn't do for his community. 1048 01:32:34,307 --> 01:32:36,434 Come on. 1049 01:32:38,769 --> 01:32:40,896 Mayor Tilton, did you see that dog? 1050 01:32:40,979 --> 01:32:43,858 Leave the dog alone. 1051 01:32:43,942 --> 01:32:46,611 I want you in my office first thing tomorrow. 1052 01:32:46,694 --> 01:32:49,823 - Yes, Your Honor. - That doesn't sound good at all. 1053 01:32:49,906 --> 01:32:53,451 No, it doesn't. What would sound good to you? 1054 01:32:53,535 --> 01:32:55,787 - Breakfast. - Shut up! 1055 01:33:15,307 --> 01:33:17,267 Sure you know what you're doing? 1056 01:33:19,686 --> 01:33:21,604 I'm sure. 1057 01:33:21,688 --> 01:33:23,648 Then do what you must. 1058 01:33:36,870 --> 01:33:39,080 Sure you won't miss this guy? 1059 01:33:39,164 --> 01:33:42,501 When he's gone, all that's left is me. 1060 01:34:26,922 --> 01:34:29,007 Smoking! 1061 01:40:57,900 --> 01:41:00,444 THE MASK 1062 01:41:01,305 --> 01:42:01,833 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org