0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.MySubtitles.com 1 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:21,952 THE VALET 2 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,755 You like it? 3 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,636 Yes and no. Well built, but a bit boring. 4 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,029 I soon tire of my cars. 5 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,955 Same here. It's a nice toy, but I like changes, too. 6 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,031 Valet 7 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,472 I'm due at my parents. 8 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,836 - See you tonight. - Later. 9 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,074 It's me! 10 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,040 I got the doctor for your dad, he's not well. 11 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:18,797 What's wrong? 12 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,350 He felt faint. Your dad's taking care of him. 13 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,112 And Dad? 14 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:27,035 A touch of bronchitis. I'm worried about the doctor. 15 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,398 I gave him my bed. 16 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,837 - You OK, Doctor? - It hurts here. 17 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:34,637 That's the heart. 18 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,633 I know! I've practiced medicine for 40 years! 19 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,639 I'm a doctor! 20 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,399 You're also unwell. 21 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,596 All doctors are quacks! Stethoscope! 22 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:53,996 Sorry. 23 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,591 OK, the heartbeat's steady. 24 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,752 - Cuff! - This? 25 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,149 Pressure's not too bad. I'm off. 26 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,988 - Shall I drive you back? - My daughter'll pick me up. 27 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,355 I'll call her. 28 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,595 - What do I owe you, Doctor? - 30 Euros. 29 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,558 - She's so cute. - We're lunching tomorrow. 30 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,791 - You bought the ring? - I pick it up later. 31 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,473 It'll be a great wedding. 32 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,115 Well? 33 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,550 You OK, Dad? 34 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,315 Fine. 35 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,792 Let go! I can walk by myself! 36 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:51,995 Sorry. 37 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,233 Excuse me. 38 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,950 I'll take you home. 39 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,470 No, I have another patient to see. I'll rest there. 40 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,871 Shouldn't you change doctors? 41 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,473 I'm keeping this one. 42 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,757 He's in such bad shape, he makes me feel better. 43 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,559 And he forgets everything! 44 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,631 - And the girl? - Very cute. 45 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,472 - Tomorrow's the day. - For what? 46 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,550 He's proposing. 47 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,675 You know what I think. 48 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,148 It'll go fine. 49 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,870 She's pretty, has a good job, independent. 50 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,873 - But he, poor kid... - He's kind, handsome... 51 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:35,870 Handsome? 52 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,078 I'm sure he can get any girl he wants. 53 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,753 Don't be too sure. 54 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,878 He'll find a girl some day, but not her. 55 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,270 He's aiming too high: A mistake. 56 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,999 Look at me, I took what I found. 57 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,759 How was that? 58 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,230 - How much? - They got a lay-away plan. 59 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,436 When you get married, go there. 60 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,951 110 Euros a month, for a year. 61 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,513 I'll never get married! 62 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,230 110 Euros times 12, that's 1300 Euros! 63 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,950 1300 Euros for a ring, they're screwing you! 64 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,069 Get ready to move out. 65 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,515 I've got time. She's not moving in now? 66 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,158 We're lunching tomorrow: If she accepts... 67 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,311 - I've warned my mom. - Good. 68 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,632 No, it's back to a broom closet, with an old lush! 69 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,233 She's your mom, be respectful. 70 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,950 I am, but she lives in a cesspool, drinks like a fish. 71 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,509 I liked it here. 72 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,236 Sorry, I'm in love. If she says yes... 73 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,392 Right, she may say no. Yeah, she just might. I'm not out yet! 74 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,115 Levasseur pays 15 billion for Cosmetix 75 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,596 That's not the price of the buy-out! 76 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,590 It's nonsense. 77 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,433 Correct it at once. 78 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,069 We agreed on 10 billion, they announce 15. 79 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,356 It may cause problems before we close. 80 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,999 I'll do it today, dear. 81 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,433 Are you lunching at home? 82 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,478 No, with the financial press. I'll fill them in. 83 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,115 Have a nice day, dear. 84 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,469 See you tonight. 85 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,633 Thanks. Bye. 86 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,752 Look, here's your boyfriend. 87 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,515 Come in. Why's he staying outside? 88 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,513 Don't be shy: It's a book shop, not a sex shop. 89 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,194 Cut it out! See you later. 90 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,039 We'll have to eat fast. 91 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,077 Really? I booked in a nice place. 92 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,710 Not today. I've got lots to do. Luigi's is fine. 93 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,559 I felt like a change. 94 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,350 Here. 95 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:33,956 What is it? 96 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,429 Open it. 97 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:39,989 Here. 98 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,151 - What is it? - Open it. 99 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,635 - For me? - Try it on. 100 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,991 - You want to marry me? - Yeah. 101 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,390 Why? 102 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,958 I love you. Remember, in kindergarten 103 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,469 I already said: "I want to marry you." 104 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,632 That was kid's stuff. We've grown up since then. 105 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,560 I don't want to get married. And not to you. 106 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,633 I mean... you're like my kid brother. 107 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,435 I love you. 108 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,831 Stop it, we're friends, I like you a lot too. 109 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,435 Stop mooning, I don't want to hurt you. 110 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,391 I've got business problems to solve. It's no time for romance. 111 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:28,116 Starting this bookstore, means I owe a lot to the bank. 112 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,351 That's enough on my plate, right? 113 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,756 - How much do you owe? - A lot! 114 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,228 Can't your dad help? 115 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,948 He faints on the few patients he has left! 116 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,474 I'll help. What do you owe? 117 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,508 32,450 Euros. 118 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,715 How much? 119 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,399 32,450. 120 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,108 How many cars to park is that? 10,000? 121 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,793 For our 2-year affair? 122 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,589 - 2 years? Already? - And 9 days. 123 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,594 Of hearing you can't divorce till your wife's less depressed. 124 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,673 - You know that when she's better... - She's doing fine. 125 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,115 She's at theater openings, opera galas. 126 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,191 She must have the right pills. 127 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,352 Wasn't easy to see you today, don't make a scene. 128 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,593 I'm not. I'm saying I'm leaving. It's over. 129 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,877 Keep it. It'll make some slut very happy! 130 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,829 Elena! 131 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,550 Listen to me... 132 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,951 Let go! You're hurting me. 133 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,549 Sorry. 134 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,793 - What are they doing? - Dunno, but it's risky. 135 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,395 Please be patient a bit longer. 136 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,599 No scandals, Elena. 137 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,119 I'm calm, you're edgy! 138 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,634 Be quiet. 139 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,953 - We'll work it out. - I've waited 2 years! 140 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,431 Elena, wait! 141 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,953 - And 3 makes 10. - Bye! 142 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,959 Hi, girls! 143 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,434 Hi, Pascal! 144 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,310 You OK, gorgeous? 145 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,358 Fine. Car & Driver and the daily, 3.80 Euros. 146 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,754 My next car! I'll take you for a spin. 147 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,638 - Bye, girls! - Bye, Pascal! 148 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,549 Don't feel guilty. 149 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,234 That poor guy, asking you to marry him! 150 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,993 I like him, and I hurt him. 151 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,549 He's nice, but he's pathetic. 152 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,076 Pascal's handsome, smart, and he sells cell phones! 153 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,357 That's a good business. And he's hot for you. 154 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,549 So? 155 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,988 What's this mess? 156 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,238 Hello, Mom? It's me. I won't be home tonight. 157 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:43,237 It's Richard, your son. He won't be home tonight. 158 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,348 What do you mean: "Who, he?" Me, Richard! 159 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,197 The old lush is drunk again. 160 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,591 So, tell me. 161 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,068 There's nothing to tell. 162 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,034 How could she turn down a guy like you! 163 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,949 - Called me her kid brother. - Meaning what? 164 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,993 No career, not handsome, I'm a nobody. 165 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,549 You're a fantastic guy! 166 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,597 OK, maybe our job isn't so great. 167 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,239 We have shitty jobs. 168 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,118 What does handsome mean? 169 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,828 I'm like you, I've got an interesting face. 170 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:14,876 Shut up. 171 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,553 My face isn't interesting? 172 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,512 At least it has character. 173 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,069 They say my ID photo's like Brad Pitt. 174 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,995 Get off my back, ass-face. I'm having a hard time coping. 175 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,029 And I busted the ring. 176 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,873 You realize, you just called me an ass-face. 177 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,348 Quit bugging me! 178 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,830 I try to comfort you, and get insulted! 179 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,878 We're both ass-faces, that's why we live together! 180 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,475 I'd rather live with her. Surprised? 181 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,234 You won't: No career, no looks, and you're mean! 182 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,549 Ass-face yourself! 183 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,789 Go to your mom's. 184 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,156 I was kidding: You're cute, you're not mean... 185 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,152 - Go to your mom's. - I don't have the key. 186 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,992 She didn't know me on the phone! 187 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,990 I need to be alone, go to your mom's. 188 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,870 You'll end up alone, that's for sure. 189 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,518 No decent girl will live in this dump with a bum like you. 190 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,035 You'll miss your pal Richard. 191 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,395 Alone like a dog. 192 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:18,837 How are you? 193 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,795 Fine. 194 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,790 Thanks. 195 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,235 Levasseur flips for Elena 196 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,715 So? 197 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,119 What's all this? 198 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,795 I'm asking you! 199 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,838 I don't know that girl. 200 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:35,837 Really? 201 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,195 No way! 202 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,228 She's with him! 203 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,198 That guy, with that girl? 204 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,791 She's with whoever she wants to be with. 205 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,996 Why's his face blurred? 206 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,196 I have no idea. 207 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,359 Maybe he's a VIP. 208 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,430 You think I'm stupid? 209 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,750 Not at all! I'll sue those scumbags. 210 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,672 I'll put my lawyers on it! 211 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,514 Trust me, they won't get away with it! 212 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,319 I said any old thing... 213 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,039 You were in a spot, sir. 214 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,317 I've thought it over: There may be a solution. 215 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,477 Yes? 216 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,954 We must find this guy, which can't be hard. 217 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,115 Then what? 218 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,191 We offer him some money to play along. 219 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,230 Play what? 220 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,079 I've looked at every angle. 221 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,719 Play along with what? 222 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,353 They've got to live together. 223 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,396 Her and him? 224 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,069 Are you insane? 225 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,153 I'm your lawyer: It's that or a nasty divorce. 226 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,596 She'll never agree to it! 227 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,072 Put 2 million Euros in her account, and she will. 228 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,675 She's well-paid and not out for money! 229 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,551 Honest women are rare in billionaire circles. 230 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,993 Yes, almost as rare as honest lawyers! 231 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,715 Your wife must be after this guy. 232 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,797 The girl's gotta help us. 233 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,671 Here she is. 234 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,477 How will he get out of it? 235 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,757 For 2 years you swore you'd divorce, now I must help you avoid it? 236 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,594 I'm in deep shit. Only you can help me. 237 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,637 Right, to keep your wife. 238 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,677 And go live with a stranger. 239 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,795 My wife's a majority shareholder in the companies I run. 240 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,678 Damn that, I want one thing. 241 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,955 What? 242 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,191 A good reason to accept this absurdity. 243 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,998 Loving me a little is one. 244 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,949 Can you think of any others? 245 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,952 I need a month to neutralize her. 246 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,277 With some financial maneuvers that'll get me out of this. 247 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,512 In a month I'll divorce: We'll start a new life! 248 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,229 I trust you. 249 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,995 I knew I could count on you, darling! 250 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,677 Not so fast. I'll show you how much I trust you. 251 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,990 Put 10 million Euros in a bank for me 252 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,553 in a tax-haven. 253 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,116 10 million? 254 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,598 No, 20 million. 255 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,195 It takes a big sum to make this fun. 256 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,433 I told my lawyer you weren't after money. Sorry I was wrong. 257 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,272 You weren't. It's a deposit. 258 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,636 Divorce in a month, you get it all back. 259 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:45,158 If you don't, I'll consider I got paid for a job. 260 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,038 20 million? That's insane! 261 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,797 It's nothing, if you're so sure you'll divorce. 262 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,194 Thanks. 263 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,155 I'll park it, sir. 264 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,271 Drive, I have to talk to you. 265 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,992 - There's our lot. - Go ahead, park. 266 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,518 - You're Francois Pignon? - That's right. 267 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,112 I'm a lawyer with a client who needs your help. 268 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,550 My help? 269 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,232 All this must stay strictly confidential. 270 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,117 You must put a woman up at your place for a while. 271 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,430 A woman? 272 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,591 Yes, and pretend to be a couple. 273 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,838 Sorry, I don't quite follow you. 274 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,310 It's simple. A woman will live with you: 275 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,437 People must think she's your girlfriend. 276 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,116 Who is she? 277 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,950 She's a... how can I put it? Let's say a supermodel. 278 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,269 - A supermodel? - Right... 279 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,875 Quite well known... very well known. 280 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,708 - Who'll live with me? - For a few days. 281 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,674 How much must I pay? 282 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,428 No, we pay you. 283 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,671 To live with a supermodel? 284 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,592 Name your price. 285 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,989 You're putting me on? 286 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,158 No, it's a serious matter. 287 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,353 Where's the camera? 288 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,795 What? 289 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,758 The camera, where is it? 290 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,798 You sure had me going. You got me! 291 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,030 And I... 292 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:51,270 Mr Pignon, this is very serious and very urgent. 293 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,957 Well? 294 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,796 He agreed. He didn't get it, but agreed. 295 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,713 - How much does he want? - 32,450 Euros. 296 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,510 The exactness of the sum surprised me, too. 297 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,957 32,450 Euros. Not a penny more or less! 298 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,798 How did she react? 299 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,395 She'll cost more. 300 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,516 How much? 301 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,674 ...million Euros. 302 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,191 What? 303 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,352 20 million Euros! 304 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,239 - Is this a joke? - Not at all. 305 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,869 I swore I'd divorce: She didn't believe me. 306 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,674 I can see why. 307 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,155 Spare me your quips. 308 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,429 Sorry. You said she wasn't after money. 309 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,274 It's a deposit. I get it back when I divorce. 310 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,639 That's blackmail. 311 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,672 I love her, and I'm completely cornered. 312 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,719 - Mr Pignon? - Yes. 313 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,479 I'm Christine Levasseur. 314 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,678 May I ask you a few questions? Can I come in? 315 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,477 Please do. 316 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,832 You seen this picture? 317 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,269 Was that the door, hon? 318 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,190 Ma'am. 319 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:50,831 Hello? 320 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,559 They beat you to it. 321 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,395 I couldn't be faster. I found him in 24-hours. 322 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,437 I just left his place: She was there. 323 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,033 Maybe they are an item. 324 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,354 We can't rule it out completely. 325 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,309 Watch them day and night. We'll soon find out. 326 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,036 Hello? 327 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,635 She's hired Berman. Ex-cop, now private. 328 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,757 The green Renault behind you. 329 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,555 Take Baume Avenue and park by number 42. 330 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,029 A car's waiting for you in the yard. 331 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,356 A black Audi. 332 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,956 Take the back exit into a street behind the building. 333 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,115 It's a friend's house, you'll be fine here. 334 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,554 Sit down. 335 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,109 The bank data: You have 20 million Euros in this account. 336 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,109 Admit that it's a tidy sum. 337 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,352 Less than the cost of a divorce. Ten times less? 338 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,875 I'll need a signature. 339 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,795 So he gets the money back if he divorces. 340 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,115 Love is beautiful! 341 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,196 Let's recap... 342 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,875 Be seen everywhere with this man: 343 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,669 Convince those watching you that you're a real couple. 344 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,115 Yes? 345 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,713 Right away. 346 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,629 He's here. 347 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,595 I'll leave you. 348 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,076 Sorry, darling. I'm a bit late. 349 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,117 I'm so happy to see you. 350 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,197 It's all done, money's been transferred. 351 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,954 An accounting headache, but I'll skip that. 352 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,436 Let's chitchat. How's the divorce coming along? 353 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,473 Elena, be nice to me. Things aren't easy. 354 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,278 Because of your wife? 355 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,672 No, because of you. 356 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,559 I feel guilty about what you're going through. 357 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,793 Living with that pathetic guy must be dreadful. 358 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,710 Not really. In fact, it's quite fun. 359 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,958 The apartment is barely livable, but the guy is cute. 360 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,038 Cute? Are we talking about the same guy? 361 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,556 He has lovely eyes, and he makes me laugh. 362 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,152 It's sweet of you to try and reassure me, 363 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,472 but it's hard on you. Thank you for playing along. 364 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,314 You know me. I can't be with two men at once. 365 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,310 That's not funny. 366 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,518 You made me live with another man. I do my best. 367 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,716 Cooking, the dishes, the laundry... 368 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,671 Not funny! 369 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,230 Your lawyer said we must be seen together, 370 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,233 and look like a real couple. 371 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,114 I love you. Soon we'll be together forever. 372 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,155 Gotta go. I can't keep him waiting, we have a lunch date. 373 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,758 Don't sulk. I kicked you out because I was low. 374 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,195 Miss me? See, you're alone like a dog! 375 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,675 I'm not alone. 376 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,390 Sure! The neighbors complain of your all night parties, 377 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,949 and chicks shrieking in ecstasy. 378 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,877 Don't park it, I'll be fast. Is Francois here? 379 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,156 Francois? 380 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,034 Hi, honey! 381 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,714 Is our lunch on? 382 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,036 No, I'm busy, stop by later. 383 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,072 Thanks. Bye. 384 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,789 Bye... 385 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,156 - Friend of yours? - Yeah. 386 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,992 Known her long? 387 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,316 No. We're living together. 388 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,750 - There were photographers. - Really? 389 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,116 That's why I kissed you. 390 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,515 What's so funny? 391 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,637 The other valet, you killed him! 392 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,437 Why? 393 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,591 He says I'm hopeless with women. 394 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,990 Why would he say that? He's crazy! 395 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,714 He doesn't believe in my powers of seduction. 396 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,399 I don't either. 397 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,833 Where do you usually lunch? 398 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,718 At Luigi's, an Italian place. 399 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,992 - I keep going straight? - No, not Luigi's. Elsewhere. 400 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,754 If you're a regular, let's be seen there. 401 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,037 Not at Luigi's. There's other places. 402 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,637 Is it good? 403 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,514 You read it, Mr Herve. 404 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,432 I did? 405 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,752 You bought it last month and read it in one go! 406 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,949 I don't recall it! Yet I still have all my marbles. 407 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,038 Then... give me a lamb chop. 408 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,677 The butcher's next door, this is the bookstore. 409 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,592 This way, Mr Herve. 410 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,196 You could've sold it to him twice. 411 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,316 It's not him. 412 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,676 - He won't come back. - Just as well! 413 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,832 I had a voice mail from him. 414 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,071 Said he had funds to cover my debt. 415 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,470 Nonsense. 416 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,759 - I didn't call back. - Good. 417 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,356 He's bluffing. He can't find that kind of money! 418 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,113 Isn't that amazing? 419 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,432 You can pick another ring tone. It has 40! For you! 420 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,558 That's sweet, but I can't accept. 421 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,791 Yes, you can! Look how cool this one is. 422 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,508 - How many functions? - 100! One's for scuba diving! 423 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,272 Wow! 424 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,556 It's yours. Have lunch with me! 425 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,628 OK, but a quick one. 426 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,950 We'll be at Luigi's. I'll be back soon. 427 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,996 No, not Luigi's. Let's go elsewhere. 428 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,551 She's amazing. Takes guts to kiss a guy like that. 429 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,075 - Yes, she's giving it her all. - Fuck you! 430 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,118 - Beg your pardon? - Nothing, I'm sorry. 431 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:37,835 Yes? 432 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,837 - Don't forget the meeting in Lille. - Right, Lille. 433 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,516 Being booed by 800 striking workers. Just what I need! 434 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,512 - When do I leave? - Helicopter's ready, sir. 435 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:48,870 I'm off. 436 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,873 Watch them day and night. Got that? 437 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,073 Everybody's watching us! 438 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,631 Why would you be with me? 439 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,474 Let's up the ante: Put your arm around me. 440 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,438 I'll rest my head on your shoulder. 441 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,829 Don't, they'll lynch me! 442 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,513 Put down your fork. 443 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,354 See the green Renault? 444 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,431 A guy's taking pictures of us. 445 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,078 Relax! We're supposed to be in love. 446 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,715 It's like when I park a great car: Perfect, but not mine. 447 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,639 Hurry! 448 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,112 - Let's try this one. - OK. 449 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,990 - That girl's a supermodel! - What? 450 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,834 She's everywhere, she's totally famous. 451 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,237 How are you? 452 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,959 Fine, and you? 453 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,388 OK. You dropped Luigi's? 454 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,473 - I wanted a change. - Me, too. 455 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,950 - Pascal Bouliveau. - Francois Pignon. 456 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,039 My kid brother has your picture on every wall! 457 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,952 - Coming? - On my way. 458 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,470 If you need a cell phone, I'll make you a deal. 459 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,112 For you, too. See you. 460 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,788 Enjoy your meal! 461 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,950 Your buddy's doing OK! 462 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,992 Let's hurry, I'm rushed. 463 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,071 - What does he do? - Parking valet. 464 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,992 He found a nice chassis! 465 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,468 What do you want to eat? 466 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,478 Sorry, I forgot to turn it off. 467 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,871 You can have that ring tone, too. 468 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,678 Two salads! 469 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,150 - Let's look at the menu... - No! 470 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,473 OK, two salads. 471 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,997 I know you have money problems. 472 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,310 Why did you start a bookstore? It's a shaky business. 473 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,039 I like books. 474 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,271 Sure, but I'm talking business. 475 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,431 My line is more interesting. 476 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,476 Maybe. 477 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,712 Look how many people walk around with a cell phone. 478 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,309 How many walk around reading a book? 479 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,392 Must we stay glued all the time? 480 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,198 Your friends are watching us. 481 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,874 No, I must go. I got work to do! 482 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,190 Alright then, let's go. 483 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,672 OK, he's gone. 484 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,750 What sign is she? 485 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,592 - Who? - You. 486 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,349 Why say "She"? 487 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,635 Manner of speech. 488 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,438 Sorry, "she" finds that lame. 489 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,072 And I find you a bit uptight. 490 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,794 - Taurus. - What? 491 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,189 You asked for my sign! 492 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,516 I figured Sagittarius. Funny, huh? 493 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,556 Hysterical. 494 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,672 - Give me your hand. - What for? 495 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,638 Come on. Just for a second. 496 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,357 What a heart line... 497 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,553 Luck line's good, too... 498 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,472 Cut it out, you're no expert. 499 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,871 If it's fleshy, it means you're sexy. And you're... 500 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,195 The guy left. 501 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,317 I saw another, over there! 502 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,073 Get to work! 503 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,311 Romeo, spare us your babes during working hours, it's disrupting. 504 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,236 - You're kidding me, right! - No. 505 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,675 - That girl? With Pignon? - Yes. 506 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,673 It's Elena Simonsen, the best paid supermodel! 507 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,753 Then Pignon's got the best paid supermodel. 508 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,315 She's crazy! Why's she with that bozo? 509 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,989 I don't care. 510 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,071 The bastard! Wants to marry you... 511 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,992 I said, drop it! 512 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,271 Wait, there must be a reason. 513 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,954 Maybe she saw him in a Ferrari, 514 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,355 and doesn't know he's a valet. 515 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,317 No, takes more than wheels to get her! 516 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,074 Give me a break, drop it! 517 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,829 She can have any man, and picks Pignon? What's next? 518 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,829 It's Mom. About Dad's birthday: 519 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,196 We'll eat early, around 7PM, 520 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,159 as the doctor's coming. He tires fast. 521 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,152 Big kiss. 522 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,799 See you Sunday. 523 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,830 - Hi! - There are people opposite. 524 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,310 It's a vacant building. But I saw a light. 525 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,198 Don't look. We'll seem suspicious. 526 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,839 They gonna spy for long? 527 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,753 I hope not. Pretend we're a normal couple. 528 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,558 What would we be doing? 529 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,439 You watch TV, I'll go in the kitchen. 530 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,150 A guy who comes home to you and watches TV isn't normal! 531 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,559 - What is it? - Nothing! 532 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,076 - You were moody all afternoon. - I'm in a fine mood! 533 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,868 It's the girl at the restaurant. 534 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,158 Your eyes never left her. Women notice that. 535 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,755 That kiss wasn't for the photographers. 536 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,510 Sorry if I'm nosey. Maybe I can help with her. 537 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,397 - Expecting anyone? - No. 538 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,952 - Who is it? - Richard. 539 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,430 He works with me. 540 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,031 And thinks you're no Romeo? 541 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,469 Forgot my Play Station. 542 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,109 I'd have brought it to work. 543 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,194 - Is that her? - Yes. 544 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,998 - You really live with her? - Sure. 545 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,116 - Why? - Why what? 546 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,554 Why would she... 547 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,676 Hi! 548 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,639 We met at the restaurant. Remember? The Porsche. 549 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,399 Introduce us, hon. 550 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,868 Richard... 551 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,349 Elena. 552 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,358 A drink, Richard? 553 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,434 How about a beer? 554 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,950 She's not bad. 555 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,349 Quite nice. 556 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,239 Nice? That chick's a knockout! 557 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,950 Don't tell me you're doing her! Don't tell me! 558 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:26,797 OK, I won't. 559 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,679 Yes, tell me, dammit! Tell me you are! 560 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,876 - Calm down. - Yeah, I gotta. 561 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,836 OK, I'm calming down... 562 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,954 He's doing her! Bastard's doing her, I know it! 563 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,390 You need a cold shower. 564 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,109 No, I'm OK, I'm fine... 565 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,509 How'd you meet? 566 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,274 On the street. He was alone and sad. 567 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,273 I never do it, but I went up to him. 568 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,478 Yes. I just said: "Out for a stroll?" 569 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,517 Not very original. 570 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,557 He said: "Don't bug me, lady." 571 00:38:59,240 --> 00:38:59,990 You said that? 572 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,671 OK, what would you have said? 573 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,319 Me? Plenty! 574 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,278 You're a pushover, he isn't. 575 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,671 I took a risk. Right, hon? But it was worth it. 576 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,399 The bottle opener! 577 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,078 - She's cool. - Yes. 578 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,231 You told her not to bug you? You gay? 579 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,595 Get off my back! 580 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,752 I treat women my way, and I'm doing OK. 581 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,149 Here! 582 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,831 Hope it's cold enough. 583 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,630 No, I'm going home. I gotta go... 584 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,396 You don't have time for a beer? 585 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,829 No, my mom's waiting for me. I live with her now. 586 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,236 Your Play Station! 587 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,712 Oh, yeah... Thanks. 588 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,796 Guess I went overboard. 589 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,992 - That wasn't nice. - Why not? 590 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,470 That's my life. You upset it, then split. 591 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,075 I get to pick up the pieces. 592 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,236 I'm sorry. 593 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,072 I shouldn't have agreed to this. 594 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,550 I did it for the money, it was dumb. 595 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,235 Did I upset the girl at Luigi's? 596 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,994 They held hands, so I kissed you. I blew it! 597 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,515 You love her? 598 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,469 You think it's funny? 599 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:22,598 I feared you'd be a creep who pawed me. 600 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,592 You're nice and in love. 601 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,833 I asked her to marry me, next I'm kissing an impossible thing. 602 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,476 - I'm the impossible thing? - Yeah... 603 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,672 You're not part of my world. 604 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,390 OK, but I know life. You didn't blow it. 605 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,959 She was with a guy, too. 606 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,436 - Looked like a jerk. - He was with her. 607 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,750 Like you and me. She'll call back. 608 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,679 She didn't when I said I had money for her. 609 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,992 She's a woman, and saw us together. She'll call! 610 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,192 Pick it up. 611 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,950 Hello? 612 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,960 Foix here. Sorry to bother you so late. 613 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,196 It's that asshole lawyer. 614 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,396 - I'm listening. - Elena has 615 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,438 a runway show tomorrow. You should attend. 616 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,114 - He wants me at your show tomorrow. - Why not? 617 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,349 He pisses me off! 618 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,112 OK. 619 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,510 All those photographers could be useful. 620 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,113 You have proper attire? 621 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,476 I'm not criticizing your clothes, 622 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,757 but elegance will make you more credible with Elena. 623 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,037 We can have clothes delivered, so you'll look your best. 624 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,318 I'm fine as I am. Keep your clothes. Bye! 625 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,951 Now he wants to dress me up! 626 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,559 I hung up on him. 627 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,151 Hello! 628 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,071 It's Emilie. 629 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,511 Keep your money, and don't call again! 630 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,392 Let's meet, we gotta talk. 631 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,631 What's left to talk about? 632 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,988 It's a long story, I can't explain now... 633 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,994 Don't bother, after what I saw. Good-bye. 634 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,679 Hello? 635 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,230 She hung up. 636 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,039 She'll call back. 637 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,513 She never wants to see me again. 638 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,196 I said she'd call. Now I say she'll call again. 639 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,952 - You don't have curtains? - What? 640 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,390 - That's a problem. - Why? 641 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,278 We'll have to sleep together. 642 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,954 You on the couch, and me in the bed looks odd. 643 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,149 My bed's tiny. 644 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,318 If you'd bought curtains... 645 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,994 That building was empty. Curtains cost money! 646 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,549 It'll be a tight squeeze tonight. 647 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,234 Levasseur's a liar! 648 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,948 You hear them, sir? 649 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,668 They're shouting what we all feel. 650 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,195 Management broke all its promises, 651 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,671 regarding salaries, lay-offs 652 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,478 or, even worse, 653 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,790 possible outsourcing. 654 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,872 Sorry to interrupt the meeting. An urgent phone call. 655 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,270 Hello? 656 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,512 I can see them in bed. 657 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,000 Not in the same bed? 658 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,676 Others are watching, so it's better. 659 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,273 Yes, it's better. 660 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,392 - What are they doing? - Sorry? 661 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,119 In the bed, what are they doing? 662 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,392 Nothing yet, but they just tucked in. 663 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,479 Talk to you later. 664 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,552 Forgive me. 665 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,157 - Where were we? - Nowhere, sir. 666 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,951 My colleague was frank. You can tell how disastrous it is. 667 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,432 Closing this factory will upset hundreds of lives, 668 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,035 a human drama I needn't describe. 669 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,550 Think it over, sir. 670 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,754 I'm thinking... 671 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,556 It's very painful, 672 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,115 a very painful situation. 673 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,872 Is there a subway close by? 674 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,076 - No, why? - Everything's shaking. 675 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,878 That's just me. 676 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,119 My nerves. 677 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,149 - Where do you usually live? - On the Left Bank. 678 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,960 - Better than here, I bet. - It's a nice place. 679 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,872 Can't I come live with you? 680 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,439 I'd rather not. 681 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,477 I won't ask why, you must know. 682 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,711 No one can spy on me there. 683 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,036 - Wouldn't that be better? - No. 684 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,669 - You like being spied on? - Yes. 685 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,038 I don't get it. I haven't since day one. 686 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,840 You must have figured out a thing or two. 687 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,196 A guy too rich paid me to sleep 688 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,635 with a girl too pretty, in a bed too small. 689 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,235 We're being spied on, but I don't know by whom. 690 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,310 The guy too rich. 691 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,875 He can see us now? 692 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,793 His flunky can, with a camera and binoculars. 693 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,634 Life's complex for pretty people with dough. 694 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,516 No, it's simple. Like yours with Emilie: 695 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,673 You're unhappy, she's unhappy, so's the rich guy and so am I. 696 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,998 How cheerful! 697 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,470 Never fall for a married man. 698 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,349 On that score, I'm safe. 699 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,558 You still love him? 700 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,512 We're quite a pair! 701 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,195 It's late, let's get some sleep. 702 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,789 I want to call her. But she won't answer. 703 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,712 Yes she will, call her. 704 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,718 Now I know: I'm nothing to her. 705 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,515 She's right, I sleep with a supermodel to make ends meet. 706 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,749 That's rough. 707 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,353 With you, it's not so bad... 708 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,955 Poor guy! On supermodel duty! 709 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,149 Making fun of me? 710 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,709 Yes. Call her. 711 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,308 I don't dare. 712 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,556 Emilie? It's Pascal, am I intruding? 713 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,869 Know what time it is? 714 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,951 Sorry, I'm at the store, doing the books. 715 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,758 Didn't see the time go by. 716 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,991 I loved our lunch together. 717 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,989 - Hello? - Yes, I'm here. 718 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,958 Let's do it again soon. 719 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,991 You call me at 11 PM for that? 720 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,035 No, I had a great idea, and wanted to tell you at once. 721 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,477 Ask your friend to come by my store with his girl. 722 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,951 We'll take some photos to put in the window. 723 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,555 Hello? 724 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,951 He's not my friend! Screw his girl and your window! 725 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,794 I'm sick of all this. I'm not interested! 726 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,194 Emilie... 727 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,070 It's not Emilie... 728 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,959 - It's not? - No, it's not. 729 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,119 Oh, it's you. 730 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,676 Sorry about that. Mind letting go of my breast? 731 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,115 Sorry. 732 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,959 - I was dreaming, I'm sorry. - No big deal. 733 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,953 She was snuggled against me... 734 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,151 I figured that out. 735 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,189 Her skin was so soft. But it wasn't hers. 736 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,194 I'm sure hers is soft, too. Turn around. 737 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:50,791 Right. 738 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,632 I'm not used to someone in my bed. 739 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,872 My buddy Richard, a few times before we got the couch. 740 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,998 But it wasn't like sleeping with you. 741 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,073 If it'll calm you down, pretend I'm him. 742 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,314 True, that calms me down fast. 743 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,952 We can't show him that. 744 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,195 You can see he's fondling her breast. 745 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,471 Why? 746 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,029 There's a street lamp by the window... 747 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,191 No, why'd she let him touch her? 748 00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,595 Don't know. 749 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,796 I sat on an old crate all night, 750 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,157 in a crumbling building. What do I know? 751 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,951 If we show him these pictures, he'll go ballistic. 752 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:09,717 Well? 753 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,954 You saw the press coverage, sir? Fabulous, no? 754 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,470 These articles show that they took the bait. 755 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,429 They all fell for "The Princess and the Parking Valet". 756 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,671 - The pictures! - I was getting to that. 757 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,753 We have some, but they're not great... technically. 758 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,753 - You can't see much. - Not enough light. 759 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,598 I disagree. These pictures are fine. 760 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,119 Nice work, Paul. 761 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:39,872 Thanks, sir. 762 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,156 Back to your stake-out. 763 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,875 That little bastard! 764 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,153 Trying to make her! 765 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,358 I'll fix him. He'll be out cold. 766 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,955 You'll make him lose his valet job? 767 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,430 Sir, small fry are tough to put the screws on. 768 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,630 She's in his bed, he touches her, for whole nights. 769 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,272 May I speak as a friend? 770 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,315 No. 771 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,197 Alright. 772 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,118 Say what you have to say. 773 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,749 A man like you can't be jealous of him. 774 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,670 You're paid to defend me, not to judge me. Get out! 775 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,039 Mr Berman. 776 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:24,952 Well? 777 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,991 You were right, they're not an item. 778 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,196 Even though they slept together. 779 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:30,749 You have proof? 780 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,038 - Your husband has them watched. - What? 781 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,999 Another guy was spying from that building. 782 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,117 He hid, but I recognized him. 783 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,832 No kidding! He has them watched? 784 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,196 As there are no curtains, 785 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,431 he's like us, he sees it all. 786 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,829 This is too good! 787 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,038 He puts her in the guy's bed, and now frets. 788 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,752 Wouldn't curtains add to his anxiety? 789 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,151 When you can't see, your imagination runs wild. 790 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,196 How sad, this poor guy who can't afford curtains! 791 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,357 - How is he? - My husband gave him a shot. 792 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,955 - He gives shots now? - He learned, he had to. 793 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,789 Feeling better, Dad? 794 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,996 - He stuck me like a pig. - I'm sorry. 795 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,629 I saw the grocer's wife for her phlebitis. 796 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,838 The shot she gave me was a joy! 797 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,233 - Do you have bronchitis? - That's right. 798 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,994 - What did I prescribe? - Suppositories and syrup. 799 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,958 Suppositories? 800 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,868 So keep it up. 801 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,830 Coming to Andre's birthday? 802 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,433 I have a ton of work. 803 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,318 Stop by to please Francois. 804 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,711 Move! I have another patient to see. 805 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,235 - She won't come. - Why not? 806 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,549 Because she won't. 807 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,559 I hope you're wrong: He must be so unhappy. 808 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,678 Holed up in his place with his heartache. 809 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:29,750 Bravo! 810 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,548 Karl, bravo. 811 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,869 Thank you for coming. 812 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,997 One of your finest collections! 813 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:35,038 On to the next! I'm never satisfied. 814 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,954 Not too bored? 815 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,031 Why do you all walk like horses? 816 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,152 We did our job, let's go. 817 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,637 You looked magnificent in that wedding dress! 818 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,038 - Thanks. - You're very good. 819 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,149 So are you. 820 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:19,991 Me? 821 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,796 Keep it up, it amuses me no end! 822 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,400 She says I'm good? Have I parked her car? 823 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,472 I've re-estimated the cost of your divorce. 824 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,312 It's still rough but... 825 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,549 I'm not divorcing. 826 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,509 I thought it over last night with a cool head: 827 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,069 No woman is worth losing my life's work. 828 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,277 Bravo. 829 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,789 In business school, 830 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,674 I dreamed of being the CEO I am now. 831 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,592 Why lose it to a passing fancy? 832 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:52,989 Bravo again, sir. 833 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,754 Losing my drive, my pride, my power, 834 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,514 for someone I may soon tire of? 835 00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,715 Music to my ears! 836 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,709 After 20 years, leaving my wife is tearing off a part of myself. 837 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,275 A big part, she has 60% of the shares. 838 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,273 - That's not what I meant. - Sure, I'm sorry. 839 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,432 In short, I'll call that girl to say it's over. 840 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,236 - Does she keep the 20 million? - Sure. 841 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,836 She can keep the money, it's only honorable. 842 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,354 Yes, of course... 843 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,678 I had a trick to get back most of the sum, but... 844 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,717 That's not what matters. 845 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,592 I'm myself again. 846 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,114 Well done, sir. 847 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,397 To think that I equated an industrial empire... 848 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,154 with... Elena. 849 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:41,671 It's Paul. 850 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:43,870 Yes? 851 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:46,590 Really? 852 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,274 I'll tell him. 853 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,195 They've put up curtains. 854 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:53,470 What? 855 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,878 His place has curtains now. 856 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,310 But why? 857 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:58,836 I don't know. 858 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,030 I knew it! 859 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,033 He's sleeping with her, hiding behind curtains! 860 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,157 No matter, since you're leaving her. 861 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,834 Let's break his legs with a lead pipe! 862 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,231 We pay him to act decently, and he reams her ass! 863 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,516 Sir, you came to a decision. 864 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,558 Curtains! So they can hide their smut! 865 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,597 Why the curtains, dammit? 866 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,110 Hello? 867 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,238 - Evening. Foix speaking. - Evening. 868 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:50,992 Things fine? 869 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,754 I just got home, I liked the fashion show. 870 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,831 - You did? - Ask about the curtains! 871 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,719 It was awesome. I'd seen that on TV, but... 872 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,117 Sorry to cut in, but did you do some decorating? 873 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:02,837 What? 874 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,117 The curtains. Nice, aren't they? 875 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,628 The little shit! 876 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,839 May I ask why you bought those curtains? 877 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,149 She bought them. 878 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,034 Elena bought them? 879 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,679 I saw them when I got home. 880 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,388 - Why did she buy curtains? - Why did she buy curtains? 881 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,949 To protect our privacy, I guess. 882 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,430 Privacy! What's the creep saying? 883 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,155 We didn't hire you to have "privacy" with Elena. 884 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,994 I told you clearly it was a pretense. 885 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:32,831 A what? 886 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,469 An act, a game, you're just a stand-in. 887 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:39,269 We paid you to pretend you were a couple, not to be one. 888 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,519 People were watching us. 889 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,751 She was sick of it, hence the curtains. 890 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,468 We have peace, they can think what they want. 891 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,435 You're exploiting us, scumbag! You'll regret it! 892 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,157 Who is this? 893 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,233 I paid you! You thief, you thug! 894 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,515 Hello? 895 00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:58,999 I hung up, sir. 896 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,309 I did it. 897 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,310 Don't lose your temper like that. 898 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,156 Calm down, 899 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,954 analyze the situation coolly. 900 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,275 That guy's sick! 901 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,635 It's 8PM, we're dining at the Lambert's. 902 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,474 I'll let you go alone, I don't feel well. 903 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,391 Are you sick? 904 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,230 Tired. I've had some rough days. 905 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,710 Sorry, but I don't feel up to it. 906 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,433 True, you do seem tired. 907 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,035 It takes real stress to look that way. 908 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,477 Apologize to the Lamberts for me. 909 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,513 Should I cancel? 910 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,990 I can stay and hear of your troubles. 911 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,358 Forget my troubles, I'm tired, that's all. 912 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,875 Don't lie, I know what's upsetting you. 913 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,393 That strike in the factory. 914 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,752 It hasn't made life easier. 915 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,308 I'm so sorry, poor dear. 916 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:03,549 You'll be late. 917 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:05,439 Get some rest! 918 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,759 See you later. 919 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,230 A guy insulted me over your curtains. 920 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,471 Called me a scumbag and a thug. 921 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,998 - If you wanted curtains... - But I didn't! 922 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,958 - You didn't? - No! 923 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,639 Then, who? 924 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,869 His wife. Only she would do it. 925 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,439 His wife? 926 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,353 Why'd she fix up my place? 927 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,551 It's their problem. Not yours. 928 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,598 It's my home, I could file a complaint! 929 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,150 No. 930 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,276 Cops'll say: "What was stolen?" "No, they hung curtains." 931 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,430 Might turn ugly. 932 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:49,830 And he called you? 933 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,629 His lawyer did. Then that maniac insulted me and hung up. 934 01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,432 She pulled it off. 935 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,313 I'll be right back. 936 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,268 Give it back. Emilie won't take it, nor will I. 937 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,474 Why? No one's asking for the money back. 938 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,278 He called me a thief, I'm not. 939 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,636 32,450 Euros is a lot. He'll want it. 940 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:22,557 He's a billionaire, that's a tip for him. 941 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,950 No, he called me a thief! 942 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,711 Give it to Emilie, she'll take it. 943 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,794 It's over with Emilie. Now she's with Mr Cell Phone. 944 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,109 Francois... 945 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,078 I'm sure she realizes 946 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,754 she's losing a really great guy. 947 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,028 I'm cold. 948 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,192 Take my blanket, I'm not cold at all. 949 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,839 No, I don't need it. Thanks, keep it. 950 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,399 It's because of him? 951 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,753 He's a bastard. It's wrong to cheat on your wife. 952 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,560 Wait till you're married to say that. 953 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,991 Why am I so cold? 954 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,039 All the men I meet are creeps with a one-track mind. 955 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,115 If we stay any longer like this, I'll turn into one, too. 956 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,639 Go back to bed, I feel better. 957 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,435 Thanks. 958 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,193 - What's that? - Nothing. 959 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:16,675 You said not to talk about it, so I won't. 960 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:18,992 They're getting married. 961 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:20,876 What? 962 01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,278 Their picture's in here, she's in a wedding dress. 963 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,988 But you're right, it's their business. 964 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,516 Do the new pens go in the rack or at the register? 965 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,036 He won't marry her. I'm the one he loves, he said so. 966 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,430 - Don't bring that up again. - I didn't. 967 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,275 Never again! Is that clear? 968 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,158 It's for you. Can we talk? Got a minute? 969 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,159 Go get a coffee. 970 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,512 - Did you hear? Get a coffee! - OK. 971 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,515 Thanks. 972 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:01,272 Well? 973 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:02,669 She's still there. 974 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,309 If she'd pose for a picture for my window. 975 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,030 Bad timing. Whatever they're saying, 976 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,713 it's heavy. 977 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,479 Means another lunch alone. 978 01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,239 You had a date with her? 979 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,994 She cancels all the time. She can't like me. 980 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,036 Weird, huh? 981 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:22,353 Yeah. A handsome guy like you shouldn't lunch alone. 982 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,950 - What sign is she? - Who? 983 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,395 You! 984 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,838 Aries, Gemini rising. 985 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,548 That's very good. Let's see your hand. 986 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,194 - You're very sensual... - Really? 987 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,948 Being fleshy there means you're hot. 988 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,708 Let's see yours. 989 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,473 I never saw that before. 990 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,039 Me neither. 991 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,679 Wanna have lunch? 992 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,353 There you're lovely... 993 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,874 Great. 994 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,948 Perfect. 995 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,191 Let's do a few more. 996 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,869 Like that. 997 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,790 Let's take a break! 998 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,352 I'm not wild about the collections this year. 999 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,831 Only the big names held their own... 1000 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,629 The young ones were all rags and tatters. Diddly poo! 1001 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,991 As for Elena! Seen her guy? 1002 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,595 Look! 1003 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,952 He's a parking valet! Elena, with him? 1004 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,599 He has no money, no looks! 1005 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,638 What does she see in him? 1006 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,109 He must have hidden talents. That's gotta be it. 1007 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,433 Something huge! 1008 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,352 Things OK, Richard? 1009 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,076 - You OK? - Sure. When's the wedding? 1010 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,390 That's just fan-mag bullshit. 1011 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,119 - Can I ask you a favor? - Sure. 1012 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,351 When you're married, don't eat here. 1013 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,158 I'd hate parking your car. 1014 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,356 - Richard... - What? 1015 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,750 There's nothing between Elena and me. 1016 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:12,796 Sure. 1017 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,395 I can't explain now, but soon I will. 1018 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,278 You'll see, it was no big deal. 1019 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,511 - You're just ashamed. - Of what? 1020 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,990 Kicking me out to ball a supermodel. 1021 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,471 Now you're marrying her, and I'm stuck at my drunken mom's. 1022 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,557 I'm not ashamed or marrying anyone. 1023 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,472 I bet you gave her Emilie's ring. 1024 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,711 You're a dog, that's why you get laid. 1025 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,592 But you're not happy. 1026 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,034 I'm not getting laid! 1027 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,151 This thing with Elena's a fraud. 1028 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,231 I'm telling you, you're my buddy. 1029 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,072 Soon we'll be living together again. 1030 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,070 You shitting me? 1031 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,358 You have my word. 1032 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,398 You're an ass-face, but I like you. 1033 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:55,829 Thanks, Francois. 1034 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,755 Don't park it, I'll only be a minute. 1035 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,274 Is Mr. Pignon around? 1036 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,596 Yes, he's here. 1037 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,630 It's for you! 1038 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:36,672 Bastard! 1039 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,549 She gives me her number, and I didn't ask for it. 1040 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,072 Casanova, you about through? 1041 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,275 Francois... 1042 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:52,989 Francois. 1043 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,118 Mrs Levasseur, sir. 1044 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,833 Show her in. 1045 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,795 You wanted to see me? 1046 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,679 I haven't been here in ages. 1047 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,512 I walked through the place. 1048 01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,512 A landlord's visit! 1049 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,395 That's fine... 1050 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,631 - Know what the gossip is? - No. 1051 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,472 Your mind's not on the job. 1052 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:33,948 Screw the gossip. 1053 01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:38,873 And that if you keep it up, you won't be CEO for long. 1054 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,158 Got nothing funnier? 1055 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,717 I had the curtains put up at Pignon's. 1056 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,753 Your lies about that photo are such fun. 1057 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,718 Your bumbling's hilarious. 1058 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,956 I don't follow you. 1059 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,189 Then I'll spell it out. 1060 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,232 If you love that girl, leave me, 1061 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:02,550 go off with her to Venice, 1062 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,358 I'll file for a divorce. 1063 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,994 What are you talking about? 1064 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:09,152 A poor sap who wants both a wife and a mistress. 1065 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,469 It's time to choose. 1066 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,871 Darling, I never planned to divorce you. 1067 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,271 You've been glum since she lives with that guy. 1068 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,597 She means nothing to me, it's over. 1069 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,478 I'll go to Venice, but with you! 1070 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:25,472 Once the Board meeting's over, 1071 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,553 we'll leave on a second honeymoon. 1072 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,439 We had a lovely suite for our first one. 1073 01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:32,874 Try to book it again. 1074 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:34,389 I'll get right on it. 1075 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,515 I haven't been here in ages. 1076 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,791 I walked through the place. 1077 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,519 A landlord's visit! 1078 01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:24,793 Francois is marrying a model! 1079 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,351 What? 1080 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,478 I heard it at the beauty parlor. They saw it in a paper. 1081 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,711 He's marrying a very famous model. 1082 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,230 - What's this? - They forgot which paper, 1083 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:38,753 but swore Francois is marrying Naomi Campbell. 1084 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:39,989 A name like that... 1085 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,679 He'd have told you... 1086 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,831 Why would Naomi Campbell marry our kid? 1087 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:46,355 It's not her, but someone famous... 1088 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,272 I couldn't reach Francois at home. 1089 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,272 But he was heartbroken over Emilie. 1090 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,476 - I don't get it. - Me, neither. 1091 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,475 It's me! 1092 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,238 Happy birthday, Dad! 1093 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,672 Your hair looks great, Mom. 1094 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,718 Why are you staring at me? 1095 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,877 Are you marrying a model? 1096 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,838 - No way! - My hairdresser read it. 1097 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,672 It's just fan-mag gossip. 1098 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,717 Open your gift, Dad! 1099 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,709 It's magnificent! 1100 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,592 - You don't have that one? - No. 1101 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,239 Thanks, Francois. 1102 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,948 My collection's becoming famous. 1103 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,476 I'm invited to a dinner to talk about my corkscrews! 1104 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,153 That's great, Dad. 1105 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,277 I brought a friend. That OK? 1106 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:34,475 A friend? 1107 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,116 Hello. 1108 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:42,837 Elena. 1109 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,672 Happy birthday, sir. 1110 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:45,796 Can I help? 1111 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,600 No, sit in the other room, I'll handle it all. 1112 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,752 Our sonny has a secret life. 1113 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,753 Incredible. Where'd he ever find that? 1114 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,593 - My God, maybe it's Emilie. - You said she wasn't coming. 1115 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,831 - Hello. - Hi, sweetheart. 1116 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,953 He calls her "sweetheart"! 1117 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,716 - Happy birthday! - Thanks Emilie, dear. 1118 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,399 Where's the oldie? 1119 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,393 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 1120 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,677 How old are you, around 75? 1121 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:35,671 I'm 58. That guy's an idiot! 1122 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,592 I'll change doctors. 1123 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:42,159 What did I say? He can get all the girls he wants! 1124 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,677 About the 20 million, I'm canceling the transfer. 1125 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,390 I'll never see her again. 1126 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,676 But to hold her one last time... 1127 01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,999 I went through that once. 1128 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,992 I got my last time. 1129 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,237 I lied to the girl, told her what she wanted to hear. 1130 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:07,198 She came to our date, elated. 1131 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,670 I got a glorious last night with her. 1132 01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,588 That's odious. 1133 01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:13,349 I know. 1134 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:17,395 "Happy birthday to you..." 1135 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:42,553 - Doctor, may I ask you for something. - What? 1136 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,070 Your daughter's hand. 1137 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,232 You should ask her. 1138 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,669 I did. 1139 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:48,955 Did she accept? 1140 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:49,832 Yes. 1141 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,511 Then why are you pestering me? 1142 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,429 Thanks, Doctor. 1143 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,600 Why's that doctor always angry? 1144 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,990 He's allergic to patients. 1145 01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:18,117 Hello? 1146 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,630 It's me, I have good news for you, 1147 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,552 or rather, good news for us. 1148 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:23,277 I'm listening. 1149 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,988 No, I want to surprise you. 1150 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,838 Can we meet tomorrow? 1151 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,991 I've got a show, but I'm free at 5PM. 1152 01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,959 - Where? - At the Pavilion, in the Park. 1153 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:34,753 I'll pick you up at five. 1154 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,390 No, let's avoid the press, meet me in the usual place. 1155 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,995 Do I spend tonight at his place or mine? 1156 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,708 Go home, you're through with that bum. 1157 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,274 See you tomorrow, love. 1158 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,276 Why does he keep insulting me? 1159 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,078 Doesn't matter now. 1160 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,591 I'm happy, Francois. 1161 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,078 Then he can call me a bum all he wants. 1162 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,717 Time to say good-bye. 1163 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,353 Not coming up for your things? 1164 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,158 I've got stuff at my place. Tomorrow. 1165 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,350 Well, good night, Elena. 1166 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,591 I didn't think this 3 days ago. 1167 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:23,837 What? 1168 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,036 That I'd be sad to leave you. 1169 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:28,190 Me neither. 1170 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:33,954 Good night, Francois. 1171 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:15,999 Am I bothering you? 1172 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:19,073 No, I'm with my mom. She quit drinking. 1173 01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:20,031 Yeah, when? 1174 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,191 Today. Looks like it's working. 1175 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,112 - You OK, Mom? - I'm thirsty. 1176 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:29,199 You can have this apartment: I'm moving in with Emilie. 1177 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,313 No way! That's so cool! 1178 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:34,393 Elena there? She can stay, wouldn't bother me. 1179 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:35,789 No, she left. 1180 01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,749 To live with the man she loves, and she's very happy. 1181 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:43,436 Darling, I never planned to divorce you. 1182 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:47,796 You've been glum since she lives with that guy. 1183 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,998 She means nothing to me, it's over. 1184 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,878 I'll go to Venice, but with you! 1185 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:54,838 Once the Board meeting's over, 1186 01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,992 we'll leave on a second honeymoon. 1187 01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:14,675 Here she is. 1188 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,310 - You? - She's through with you. 1189 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,279 Get out of this car! 1190 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,750 - I have a message for you. - Screw that! 1191 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,309 Get him out! 1192 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,278 - When do you go to Venice? - What? 1193 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,954 Hope you get the honeymoon suite. 1194 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,476 No, wait! Take a walk. 1195 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,950 I don't know what you're saying. 1196 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,271 You will, in Venice with your wife. 1197 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:12,110 I don't know how, but you stole her, you creep! 1198 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,795 I'm marrying the girl I love in 3 weeks. 1199 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,311 You can insult me all you want. 1200 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,516 Elena says that, rich as you are, 1201 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:22,274 you're a poor man! She's sorry for you! 1202 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:26,274 She won't get her 20 million, I had it voided! 1203 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,988 Not a penny, tell her! 1204 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,756 She knew you'd cover yourself. I'm sorry for you too! 1205 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,115 Pignon! 1206 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,750 Feeling blue? Want a little treat? 1207 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,433 Leave me alone, dammit! 1208 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:10,832 Subtitles: A. 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