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<i>I know I am
I'm sure I am</i>

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<i>I'm West Ham till I die</i>

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Go on, bruv. Go on, bruv.

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Fuck me.

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If I knew we was
going to a bar mitzvah...

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...I would have brought me
fucking skullcap.

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Mate, Tottenham's due north.

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Are you lost? Or just fucking stupid?

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- Still a stand-up comedian, eh, Dunham?
- Oh, shut up.

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All right, mate.
You know, back when the Major...

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...was doing your job,
he wasn't nearly so chatty.

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Probably because he wasn't
quite so nervous either.

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Yeah, the Major always preferred
a scrap to your yammer.

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- What's all that? What is that?
- Yammer?

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- You reckon?
- Yeah.

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Mate, I think you should get on
the next train and fuck off out of here.

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Before something bad happens.

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Maybe we'll be interested
to see exactly what that is.

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You're not exactly top-flight mob
these days, are you?

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Hey? More like a two-bob mob.

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See? Now that's just plain rude.

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But, hey, if you fancy it,
who are we to let you down?

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You fucking cunt. You.

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Let's go.

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I'm telling you, you don't need Lewis.

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No, I know-- Look, I will trade you
Keyshawn and Maddox for Lewis.

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<i>- Maddox?
- And I'm gonna be losing out on this deal.</i>

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Because Keyshawn, he's back with the--

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He's back with the old coach.
He's back with Parcells.

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And they are gonna be an unstoppable team.
You know that. I know that.

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Hey, look, man,
he was comeback player of the year.

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You know? Not many guys have thrown
over 6000 yards.

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Come on, you--

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Look, let me call you back.
I gotta deal with something.

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<i>All right, but I--</i>

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Buckner.

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That's $10,000,
I think it's a pretty good deal.

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We never had a deal, Jeremy.

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Look. I know you got screwed here.

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But I have my family's reputation
to protect.

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I mean, a Van Holden getting expelled
from Harvard.

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There's no way.

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I've got a little more
at stake here, Matt.

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Buckner?

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Come on, man.

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My dad is definitely gonna get re-elected.

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When I graduate, I'll totally hook you up.

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Thanks, bro.

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You're really saving my ass.

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<i>You've reached Carl Buckner.</i>

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<i>I'm currently on assignment in Kabul,
and I'm unreachable.</i>

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<i>Leave a message with
the Foreign Correspondence Desk...</i>

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<i>...of the Washington Bureau
of the Times...</i>

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<i>...and I will get back to you
as soon as possible. Thanks so much.</i>

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<i>This is a security announcement
at Heathrow Airport.</i>

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<i>Please keep your belongings
with you at all times.</i>

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<i>My name is Matt Buckner.
Last spring, I got kicked out of Harvard...</i>

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<i>...two months shy of my diploma.
But what I was about to learn...</i>

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<i>...no Ivy-League school in the world
could teach me.</i>

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<i>Mind the gap.
Please stand clear of the closing doors.</i>

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<i>Mind the gap.
Please stand clear.</i>

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All right.

63
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Matt?

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- Hi. Hey.
- Hey.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's so good to see you.

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You too. Was there a terrorist attack?
What happened here?

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Oh, welcome to match-day madness.
Tottenham was in town last night.

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Are you a soccer fan now?

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Don't let them hear you
say the word "soccer."

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- Who's them?
- The British Empire.

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Uncle Matt, meet Ben.

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- Can you believe that?
- Hey there, little guy.

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- He's adorable.
- Yeah.

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It is so good to see you.
But what are you doing here?

75
00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,400
It just doesn't make any sense, Matt.

76
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,000
Why would you have been expelled
if you didn't do anything wrong?

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It was my roommate.
He's a total cokehead.

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Somebody tipped off campus security
and we got our room searched.

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They found his stash in my stuff.

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00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,800
I guess he'd been hiding his shit
in my closet the entire time.

81
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,700
Really?

82
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,900
Yeah. Really.

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No, I mean, you could tell me
if you were taking--

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- It's not like that.
- You fought it and they didn't believe you?

85
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,900
Matt?

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You fought it, right?

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Look, you don't know who this guy is.

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He's a Van Holden.

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I wouldn't have even had a chance.

90
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,600
So what did Dad say?

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"You've reached Carl Buckner."

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00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,300
Oh, "I'll be in the Ivory Coast
for the next 57 years."

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00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,200
- Kabul this time.
- Whatever.

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00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,600
Seriously, though, when you spoke to him,
what'd he say?

95
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,100
- I didn't tell him.
- He doesn't know?

96
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,000
You know what? If I was you,
I probably would've done the same thing.

97
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,100
- Yeah?
- Once he finds out that his golden boy...

98
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,500
...just got kicked out of Harvard, he'll dive
headfirst into an empty swimming pool.

99
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,400
Gee, thanks.

100
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:25,000
Oh, Steve's home.

101
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,000
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

102
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:34,500
- I've got a surprise for you.
- Oh, honey, we have a guest.

103
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,900
This is my kid brother, Matt.

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00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,500
Hello, mate. How you doing?

105
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,500
- It's good to finally meet you.
- And you.

106
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,700
Finally made it
across the pond, then, did you?

107
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,100
Yeah.

108
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,400
Who's this? Who's this? Come on.

109
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,500
I missed you. Come here.

110
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,000
- Yeah.
- I missed you, my little lord Ben.

111
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,100
- Honey, you want some tea?
- That'd be great.

112
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:02,100
- Tea, huh?
- Get over it.

113
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,000
- Good-looking little geezer, isn't he?
- He sure is.

114
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,600
Listen, Matt, I'm really pleased
you're here, mate...

115
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,000
...but I kind of
made some plans for tonight.

116
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:13,000
I've got this romantic evening set up.
Got a babysitter booked...

117
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,400
<i>...and we got tickets to see Chicago.</i>

118
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,600
You wouldn't mind if we go, would you?

119
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,600
Hold on, excuse me.

120
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
What a surprise.

121
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:29,000
- What you doing?
- Aye, aye. All right, bruv.

122
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,600
Jesus, Shannon, you look rough.

123
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,300
You're a funny guy, Pete.

124
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,400
Matt, this is Pete, Steve's brother.
Pete, this is my brother, Matt.

125
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,900
- Hey.
- Hi, son.

126
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:43,900
Good to meet you.

127
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,500
Hello, Ben.

128
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,700
<i>I'm West Ham till I die
I'm West Ham till I die</i>

129
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,600
<i>I know I am
I'm sure I am</i>

130
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,800
- I'm taking him to bed. Hey.
- All right, babe.

131
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,100
See you later, Ben.

132
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,500
- Well done.
- What?

133
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,800
- I thought you were going to the match.
- Well, technically, yes.

134
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:08,500
But me and the boys got into a bit
of a drinking session last night.

135
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,300
One thing's led to another--

136
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:15,100
- Let me guess. You've lost your wallet.
- And me keys. There's a taxi outside.

137
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,700
Top bloke, my brother.

138
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,200
So...

139
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,800
How are we, my colonial cousin?

140
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,800
- Fine, thanks.
- "Fine, thanks."

141
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,600
You couldn't make it 100, could you?

142
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,500
- Yeah, how does "piss off" sound?
- Oh, fuck off, come on.

143
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,000
<i>Get some drinks in
Get some drinks in</i>

144
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:46,800
<i>- Get--
- Shut up. Just shut up.</i>

145
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,300
I'll tell you what I'll do, all right?

146
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,800
I'll give you...

147
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,800
...a hundred...

148
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,000
...if you take Matt to the match.

149
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,400
Oh, fuck off, you're having a bubble.

150
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,000
Bruv, you know I can't
take a Yank to football.

151
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,700
Yeah, you can. And you're gonna be
on your best behavior, do you understand?

152
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,300
- Go on.
- Well, come on, then.

153
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,900
Cheers, Matt. We don't get
much time on our own.

154
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,300
Right.

155
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:26,000
Listen to me. You don't give him
the money. Okay? No way.

156
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,700
- That's beer for the boys.
- All right.

157
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,600
All right.

158
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,600
Matt? Where are you going?

159
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,500
I'm going to the soccer game with Pete.

160
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,100
- But you just got here.
- I know, but I'll catch up with you later.

161
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,900
- Yeah, have a good time.
- Hurry up.

162
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,900
See you.

163
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,400
I don't want him hanging out
with Pete and those thugs.

164
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,700
It's all right. He's a big boy.
He can look after himself, can't he?

165
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,000
Pick a hand. Come on.

166
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,500
The right hand?
You've just won the star prize.

167
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,900
Yeah?

168
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,000
- How much do you love me?
- A lot.

169
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,300
That's not enough.

170
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,900
Look, mate...

171
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,400
...I'm not being funny.

172
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,400
But the last thing I wanna do
is take you to the match with me.

173
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,500
So here's how it works.

174
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,000
Give me half the money.
I'll go to football.

175
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,700
You can have a wander round
where Churchill took a tom.

176
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,400
Or whatever it is that you Yanks do
in jolly old.

177
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:36,100
- A tom?
- A tom. A tom tit, a shit.

178
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,900
It's rhyming slang.
Like "bees and honey" for money.

179
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,500
All right, I can say to you,
give me the fucking bees.

180
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,600
I made a promise to Steve.

181
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,800
Well, Steve ain't here, is he, mate? I am.
And to be honest...

182
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,500
...you're pissing in the wind
if you think I'm taking you.

183
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:57,100
- I'm not giving you the money.
- You ain't really got a fucking choice, mate.

184
00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:01,400
And you're starting to get on my tits.
Give me half the money.

185
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,100
Cops!

186
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,500
Well, how fucking stupid
do you feel now?

187
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,000
Come on then, dance for me, Yankee.

188
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,800
Serves you right for fighting
like a bleeding tart.

189
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:23,300
But try that again,
and I will kick the shit out of you.

190
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,600
Yeah, the tom out of me, I get it.

191
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,700
Get up, come on.

192
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,200
So. I'm guessing you're not much
of a fighter.

193
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,800
Fighter? That's probably
the first fight I ever had.

194
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,600
You call that a fight?

195
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,900
Fuck it. I will take you with me.
You might learn something.

196
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:48,700
- About soccer?
- No, mate. Not about soccer.

197
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:53,300
And for fuck's sake,
stop saying "soccer."

198
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,600
Come on, hurry up.

199
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,800
What are you talking about,
baseball is a girl's game?

200
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:05,400
The Red Sox have a guy that pitches
a ball at over 90 miles an hour.

201
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,300
Who cares? All that means is
he can have a wank faster than you.

202
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,700
- Come on.
- Think about it.

203
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,100
I just don't get it.
What is it with you Americans?

204
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,600
You start a fucking war, bottle it...

205
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,800
...then we have to come
save your ass again.

206
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,100
Save our ass?

207
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:28,100
Yes. And then, on top of that,
you kill half our soldiers in friendly fire.

208
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,600
- That's called an accident.
- Yeah, accident, my ass.

209
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,900
- All right.
- All right, Dunham.

210
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,100
You all right, mate.

211
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,800
Look...

212
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,500
...we're sort of going into my place
of business, right?

213
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,000
Shut up until you're spoken to
and you might have a better run of things.

214
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,000
Only thing regarded worse than a Yank
around here are coppers and journalists.

215
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:50,300
- What do you got against journalists?
- How long you got?

216
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:54,300
They're lying fucking scum
who'll write anything just to fill papers.

217
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,400
I mean, not your old man, of course.
He's the exception maybe.

218
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,000
That's a point. These boys don't know
about your old man.

219
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:04,300
And if I was you, I'd keep it that way.
Another thing.

220
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,400
What you hear in here
stays in here, all right?

221
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,800
No blabbing to brother Steve about
how your day was or who said what.

222
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,700
What happens at football
stays at football, all right?

223
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,500
Yeah, all right.

224
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,200
Let's have some fun. It's football day.

225
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,000
All right, Pete.

226
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,700
Aye, aye!

227
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,700
Welcome back.

228
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,700
- We good?
- Yeah, good. yeah, good.

229
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,800
How you doing, mate.

230
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,700
All right, boys.
This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

231
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,200
- You got Ned.
- Nice to meet you.

232
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200
- Dave.
- Nice to meet you.

233
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,700
- Swill.
- Hello, mate.

234
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,900
Ike, and the one with the dodgy
haircut's Keith.

235
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,900
- Hey, Keith.
- I'll get the drinks in, then.

236
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,400
Yeah, go on, get the drinks in.

237
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,800
- Does that mean I'm getting them?
- Every fucking time.

238
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,000
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time.

239
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,300
- Fine.
- Where's Bovver?

240
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,900
Been in the toilet for 15 minutes.

241
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,900
Like dodgy Ruby or something,
down at Bengal last night.

242
00:17:58,900 --> 00:17:59,900
Look, he looks lost.

243
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,800
No, "Ruby Murray" means curry.
We call it Cockney rhyming...

244
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,400
- ...slang.
- Slang. Like "bees and honey" for money.

245
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,000
- That's it, yeah.
- Like "struggle and grunt" for cunt.

246
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,500
- Oh, you went dark. Why'd you go--?
- I'm not a cunt.

247
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,300
Like "septic tank" for Yank.

248
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Hello.

249
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,400
- All right, Bovver.
- Pete.

250
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,100
- How you doing? All right?
- Sweet.

251
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,800
This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

252
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,200
Hey.

253
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,100
That's the proper, right?
He don't give a fuck, does he?

254
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,100
Mate, he's practically family.

255
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,500
Mate, it's fucking painful.

256
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:35,100
Bov's a miserable cunt,
but we love him dearly, don't we, boys?

257
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,800
- Sometimes.
- Like a fucking brother.

258
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,400
- Matt, grab these two pints for us, will you?
- Sure.

259
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,900
- While you're there, get some peanuts.
- Sure.

260
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,200
- Good boy.
- Bov, come on.

261
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,300
He's all right, man.

262
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,300
What's with all the fucking babysitting?

263
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,100
You know we had a meet set up.

264
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,400
It's all right, Bov.
He'll stay out of the way.

265
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,500
- It's not like we didn't have it last night.
- What?

266
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,900
That's not the bloody point.

267
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,200
We look like mugs if we set
something up and our fearless leader...

268
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,400
...don't show because he's playing
Pin the Tail on a Fucking Yank.

269
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,200
No, he's right, man. He's got a point.

270
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,000
You let me worry about that,
all right, boys?

271
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,200
As for the Yank,
he's too modest to tell you...

272
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,500
...but back in the States,
he's an internationally ranked...

273
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,500
...double black belt in karate.

274
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,200
- Is he fuck? Look at the size of him.
- No, no, no.

275
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,100
<i>Bloody Karate Kid film?
Based on his exploits.</i>

276
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,300
- Really?
- Yeah.

277
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,900
- Really?
- Yeah, it's true.

278
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,500
- Fucking straight.
- Bollocks. Bollocks.

279
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,400
- Come on, why not?
- You're lying already.

280
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,000
You've been here
fucking five minutes and you're lying.

281
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,000
Hurry up, will you.

282
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,500
Hurry up.

283
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,400
He's now officially cockney, the boy is.

284
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,800
<i>- Oh, East London
- Is wonderful</i>

285
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,100
<i>Is wonderful</i>

286
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,700
<i>Oh, East London is wonderful</i>

287
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,700
<i>It's full of tits, fanny and West Ham</i>

288
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,000
<i>Oh, East London is wonderful</i>

289
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,600
<i>- Oh, East London
- Oh, East London</i>

290
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,700
<i>- Is wonderful
- Is wonderful</i>

291
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,300
<i>Hey, Matt, that bollocks you was
talking about earlier about the Karate Kid.</i>

292
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,900
- I mean, that-- That's horse piss, right?
- Oh, no, no.

293
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,100
- No, mate. Shit's Gospel of Paul.
- Really?

294
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,600
What was your coach's name?

295
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600
Little chink geezer. What was his name?

296
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,500
- In the first one?
- All fucking three of them, for fuck's sake.

297
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,300
Why weren't you in the fourth one?
Why'd you let the side down?

298
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,900
I remember thinking
why the fuck weren't you in there?

299
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,900
The bird was in it.

300
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,700
<i>Stick your blue flag up your ass</i>

301
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,900
<i>Up your ass
Up your ass</i>

302
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,600
What was his fucking name, you cunt?
Your mentor, man.

303
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,700
- Yeah, his name.
- You owe it all to him.

304
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,700
- I can't remember it.
- Wait, wait. Miyagi.

305
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,900
- Miyagi. Fuck's sake.
- Miyagi.

306
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,200
- Miyagi, Miyagi. Mr.-- Mr. Miyagi.
- Mr. Miyagi. He would have--

307
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,700
He was based on a real person.
Based on a real person.

308
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,200
They based him on a real person.
That's fucking out of order, if you ask me.

309
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,300
Did they pay him?

310
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,800
- Of course he got fucking paid.
- Imagine this. Just imagine this situation.

311
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,300
He's getting all--

312
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,400
No, listen, seriously,
imagine the situation.

313
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,200
Someone used you in a fucking film...

314
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,600
...and don't pay you--
Don't take the piss out of me.

315
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,200
I'm talking--
This is real stuff that I'm talking about.

316
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,600
The real Mr. Miyagi!

317
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,900
Listen to this, this is our song.

318
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:51,100
<i>They reach the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die</i>

319
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:57,200
<i>Fortune's always hiding
I've looked everywhere</i>

320
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,600
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

321
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,700
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

322
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,900
<i>United. United. United.</i>

323
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:11,300
<i>Let's go fucking mental
Let's go fucking mental</i>

324
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,500
<i>Let's go fucking mental
Let's go fucking mental</i>

325
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,000
<i>Let's go fucking mental</i>

326
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,100
Friend of the family, eh?

327
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,700
Pete might be showing you a bit
of courtesy, you being Shannon's brother.

328
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,700
But get it straight.

329
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,200
We don't like outsiders.

330
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,200
All right?

331
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,400
Cover your ass.

332
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,600
Morning, mate.

333
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,800
Hey, Pete, look, I'm gonna head home.
I'm not feeling so hot. Jet lag.

334
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,900
Oh, fuck off. You're not missing the game.

335
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:14,600
You're the one who wanted to learn
about "soccer."

336
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,600
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

337
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,000
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

338
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,600
<i>They fly so high
They reach the sky</i>

339
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,300
<i>And like my dreams they fade and die</i>

340
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,300
<i>Fortune's always hiding</i>

341
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,200
<i>I've looked everywhere</i>

342
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:42,700
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

343
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:47,300
<i>United. United. United.</i>

344
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:06,000
<i>Come on, United</i>

345
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:09,500
<i>Come on, United</i>

346
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:37,500
Look out, mate. We're the most watched
country in the world.

347
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,300
Keep your head down.

348
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:49,100
<i>Will the parents of a little John Deale
please contact the nearest steward.</i>

349
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:55,800
<i>Our next three games are Fulham away,
Everton at home, Newcastle United away.</i>

350
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,100
Sweet, innit? Come on.

351
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,800
Get the fuck out of here.

352
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,300
Come on, United.

353
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,800
- Go on, son, fucking have him.
- Forward, team.

354
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,900
In the box, son.

355
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,700
What the fuck?

356
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,300
Come on.

357
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,300
Dirty northern bastards.

358
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,800
You fucking wanker.
You fucking--

359
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,900
Come on, you fucking Zulu cunt.
Come on, I want you, you cunt.

360
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,600
Come on, you fucking mug.

361
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,300
I don't fucking believe it. He's over there.

362
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:04,400
Look, it's fucking Bovver.
It's fucking Bovver. Look, he's over there.

363
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,500
Go on, son.

364
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Yeah. Yes, fucking A.

365
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,200
Fuck you.

366
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:23,400
There he is. Oi, Bov.
Fucking quality, son. Fucking quality.

367
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:26,200
- Stuff of legends.
- Well, you had your hands full, didn't you?

368
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,200
Don't worry. It ain't over yet, boys.

369
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:30,200
Word is these twats
are gonna have a pop.

370
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,200
- What you heard?
- Oh, the usual.

371
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,600
Fucking Zulus. There's like 50 or more
mobbing up the tube right now.

372
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,200
It's gonna kick off near East Ham.

373
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,000
- Time to go then, boys.
- What are we standing here for?

374
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,700
All right, keep going...

375
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,000
Let's get them.

376
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,400
- I should head home.
- You know where you're going.

377
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,900
- Back to Shan's.
- Bank Station?

378
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,400
Yeah, but keep your head down.
Bloody Birmingham lot will be on the tube.

379
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,800
That's all right, I'll manage.

380
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,900
Fuck, wouldn't he be better in a crèche?

381
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Don't get on at East Ham.
If you see trouble, walk the other way.

382
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,500
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.

383
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,600
Let's go, eh?

384
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,600
Get him.

385
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,700
- Look, I don't want any trouble.
- A fucking Yank.

386
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,700
Why's a Yank running with the GSE?

387
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,600
GSE? I don't know anything about the GSE.
I'm just a tourist.

388
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:41,100
Oh, well, in that case, how's about we
leave you with a proper souvenir?

389
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,600
Ever heard of a Chelsea grin?

390
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,100
No, come on, please.

391
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,200
Do you take American Express?

392
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,900
I bet the Major gave out his shares
of Chelsea grins...

393
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,300
...back in the good old days, eh?
Back when the GSE weren't so sloppy...

394
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,200
...to leave one of their own behind.

395
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,000
We don't leave our mates behind.

396
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:09,800
Come on.

397
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,500
You horrible bastard.

398
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,600
- Look, he's getting away. Go. Come on.
- Don't lose sight of me.

399
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,100
I'll get the van.

400
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,500
Where the fuck's he gone?

401
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,500
Two-foot small.
Where the fuck is he?

402
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
I'm getting too old for this shit.

403
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,500
Seriously, I could use a beer
and a lie-down.

404
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:38,000
- Get it out of first.
- Can't get it out of your mom.

405
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,800
This has to be financed though, right?

406
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,400
Come on, lads, back to the Abbey.

407
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,000
- Whose round is it?
- Whose fucking round do you think?

408
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,100
- You're all supposed to be fucking--
- It's your round, then, Ned.

409
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,600
- Oh, shut up, mate.
- It stinks.

410
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,200
- Sit down.
- Who was that?

411
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,700
- Fucking hell.
- Fuck off.

412
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,400
Come on, boys.
This is fucking up.

413
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,900
Let's sock the little cunt.

414
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,400
<i>Zulu! Zulu! Zulu!</i>

415
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,200
What the fuck is that?

416
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,500
Well, come on, eh! What the fuck
you standing there for, you cunts?

417
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,900
Fuck off, you cunts!

418
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,300
What the fuck is that?

419
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,500
- Come on, let's get out of here.
- What?

420
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,200
- There's 20 guys.
- You don't run.

421
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:19,300
Not when you're with us.
You stand your ground and fight.

422
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:22,400
- Fight? I don't know how to fight.
- Just think of someone you hate.

423
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,600
Come on, then.

424
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Get up-- Get up, you fucking twat!

425
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,900
Come on!

426
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,400
You fucking--

427
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,300
Get off me.

428
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,500
<i>GSE! GSE!</i>

429
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,100
Come on! Come on!

430
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,500
Come on!

431
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,100
- Fuck, Pete.
- What do you make of that, then?

432
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,000
What a fucking result, Bovver.

433
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,100
You are a fucking maniac, Matt.
Look at me.

434
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,400
Fair play, son.

435
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,700
There's plenty would've bottled it and run.
You stood your ground.

436
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,200
I'm proud of you. Good.

437
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,600
- Who was he, then?
- Who?

438
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,700
The geezer you was just fighting.

439
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,000
Jeremy Van fucking Holden.

440
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,700
You done yourself proud. Now we gotta stop
kissing each other's asses. Got to point out.

441
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,300
- You see the first punch he threw.
- Yeah.

442
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,700
- A little bit on the feminine side.
- A bit gay.

443
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:09,300
Come on. That was my first hit. Come on.

444
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,200
Come on, youse all wanna get pinched?

445
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,900
His got it, let's push him out.

446
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,800
Morning, sunshine.

447
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,200
How do you feel?

448
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,000
Oh, a little sore.

449
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:42,200
English breakfast, double dose
of aspirin, you'll feel sweet as a nut, mate.

450
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,600
Here.

451
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:47,100
I gotta piss like a racehorse.

452
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,900
Fucking journos. Look at this.

453
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,200
West Ham wins 3-0,
in a blinding performance...

454
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:59,100
...and our little scrap makes
the headline. Bloody muckrakers.

455
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,300
So, what is this?

456
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,500
Bollocks journo bullshit.

457
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,300
- No, no, this, the GSE.
- Lower it, son.

458
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:11,400
What are you guys, like an organized
political movement or something?

459
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,200
No, mate. We're a firm.

460
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,300
- You never heard of a firm in the States?
- No.

461
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:22,000
All right. Every football team in Europe's
got a firm. Some have two.

462
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,400
Christ. I forgot how clueless
you Yanks are.

463
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,300
All you've seen of us is the stadium riots
on TV, innit? Come on.

464
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,500
- Here you go love, two bacon sarnies.
- Thanks.

465
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,200
See, West Ham football is mediocre.

466
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,000
But our firm is top notch
and everyone knows it.

467
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,200
The GSE. Green Street Elite.

468
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,900
Arsenal: Great football,
shit firm, "The Gooners."

469
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,800
Tottenham:
Shit football and a shit firm.

470
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,100
"The Yids," they're called.

471
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,500
I actually put their main lad through
a phone-box window the other day.

472
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,200
- What about Millwall?
- Ah, Millwall.

473
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,800
Where to even fucking
begin with Millwall.

474
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:03,100
Millwall and West Ham firms hate
each other more than any other firms.

475
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,000
Sort of like the Yankees
and the Red Sox.

476
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:07,800
More like the Israelis
and the Palestinians.

477
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,300
We haven't played Millwall in ten years.

478
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:14,400
Their top boy's this geezer named
Tommy Hatcher. Horrible old cunt.

479
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,700
Back in the Major's day,
Tommy's son was killed in a scrap.

480
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:22,000
After that, he went completely mental.
Lost the plot.

481
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:25,600
- Well, who's the Major?
- Ah, the Major.

482
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,200
Quite a legend around here.

483
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,500
He ran the GSE in the
early '90s, when I was coming up.

484
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,400
Hardest bastard you ever saw.

485
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,700
They say we kind of lost our way
when he left.

486
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,000
But believe me, my boys are bringing
the old GSE reputation right back.

487
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,000
So basically, firms are gangs.

488
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:47,100
Kind of. But we're a far cry from all
that Bloods-and-Crips bullshit.

489
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,800
I mean, shooting a machine gun out
of a moving car at an 8-year-old girl...

490
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,700
...that's just cowardly.

491
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,300
See, we might be into
fighting and all that...

492
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,600
...but it's really about reputation.

493
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,100
Humiliating another mob in a row...

494
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,400
...or doing something that the other firms
get to hear or talk about.

495
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,000
Like a Yank in his first fight,
battering one of Birmingham's main lads.

496
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
- Here you are, love, sit down.
- Thank you.

497
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,700
That's all right.

498
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:17,200
Look, Pete, I don't know how to thank you
for what you did for me.

499
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:20,800
Don't give it another thought.
Yesterday was a good result for us.

500
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:24,200
We had a laugh, we had a few pints,
cheered on the mighty Hammers.

501
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,800
We was completely outnumbered,
but we stuck by our mates...

502
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,700
...and we stood our ground.
No matter what happened.

503
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,900
That's what it's all about.

504
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:47,400
- Look at the fucking state of him.
- Now, don't fucking start, all right?

505
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,900
What did I say to you? I said to you
one simple thing: No trouble.

506
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,300
It had nothing to do with me.

507
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:55,900
He's walking home. He gets jumped.
Bruv, he's lucky we was there.

508
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,900
Right. You're a real hero,
ain't you, mate?

509
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,200
You saw the whole thing
from your sofa, did you?

510
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,800
Tell you what, bruv.
You concentrate on your family...

511
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:07,000
- ...and leave my business to me, all right?
- My family? What is it with you, eh?

512
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,300
Do you want Mom to come
and visit you in the nick?

513
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,900
Maybe you want the plot next to Dad.

514
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,900
Oh, my God! Matt, what happened?

515
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,000
Shannon, I'm fine.

516
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,000
Pete, can't you see what you're doing
to this family?

517
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,000
All I see is a scared old man.

518
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:25,300
- Don't talk to me like--
- Get off him! You got the wrong idea.

519
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,900
- Get your hands off me!
- Stop it!

520
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,500
Steve! Leave it, leave it.

521
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,400
Get the fuck out. Get out!

522
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,000
Lying little shit.

523
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,600
Babe, I'm so sorry.

524
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,400
Well, that weren't the smartest
of moves, mate.

525
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,400
But thanks, yeah.

526
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,500
Fancy a pint?

527
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,200
- No.
- Oh, come on.

528
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,100
You're the one's that's
gotta buy the bleeding thing.

529
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,800
Get your cash out,
the fat bird's about to sing.

530
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,600
- So you still got your dough? You got it?
- Yeah.

531
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,200
Jesus, you two joined
at the fucking hip, or what?

532
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,200
Leave it out, Bov. It's getting old.

533
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,500
No, I'm starting to wonder
about you two.

534
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,300
I mean, if I didn't know any better,
I'd say you was a couple of gay boys.

535
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,100
Bov.

536
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:28,000
We've known each other
a long time, yeah?

537
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,200
I trust you more than
any other bloke I know.

538
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:35,200
But you're getting dangerously close
to crossing the line with me.

539
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:40,700
If you got a problem,
then it's your fucking problem. Not mine.

540
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,800
But if you wanna discuss it further,
we can go outside.

541
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,800
Beers, boys.

542
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,900
- Hey, Bov, come on. It's your shot, mate.
- Pete.

543
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
- Yeah, come on. Fuck all that.
- Go on with the game, mate.

544
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:56,100
- Pete.
- Watch out.

545
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,300
Everything all right, mate?

546
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,200
I can't believe that you came all this way
and you didn't even stay the night.

547
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,300
I don't want to mess
anything else up for you.

548
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,000
Oh, you didn't mess anything up.

549
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,300
- So you and Steve are okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.

550
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,400
All right, well, I'll call you from Pete's.

551
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,100
Matt.

552
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,800
Please don't go.

553
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:30,900
It's just Steve feels so horrible
about what happened...

554
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,200
...and he really wants you
to stay with us, and so do I.

555
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:39,400
- I don't want you to stay with Pete.
- Well, I wanna stay with Pete.

556
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,100
You know Pete and his thug friends
aren't the answer.

557
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,800
What are you talking about?
What answer?

558
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:54,200
It's just, I've been begging you to come
and visit me for the last three years...

559
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,100
...and you-- You didn't even come
to my wedding...

560
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,400
...and you don't know my husband,
and you haven't held your nephew...

561
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,100
...and you show up yesterday
and you're leaving already--

562
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,100
Look who's talking. I mean, you ran
to another fucking country after Mom died.

563
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,700
I'm sorry.

564
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,000
- Will you come and visit me?
- Yeah, of course.

565
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:36,600
Jeremy Van Holden?

566
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,500
Sounds like a cunt.

567
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,800
Mate, if he'd done that to me...

568
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:45,500
...I'd smash seven shades
of shit out of him.

569
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,500
Sounds like these Harvard boys
would slit your throat in your sleep.

570
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:55,100
What was you studying?
Before this geezer stitched you up?

571
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,100
- History.
- History?

572
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,600
- I teach history.
- You teach?

573
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:05,300
Yes. Cheeky slag.

574
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,000
History and PE. What? Do you think
the GSE pay the bloody wage?

575
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,000
Mate, I'm smart as fuck.

576
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,200
Come on, it's brass monkeys out here.

577
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,900
Class, today we have an
extraordinarily distinguished guest.

578
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Mr. Buckner is an American...

579
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:27,200
...who went to the finest university
in the United States. Harvard.

580
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,000
But despite his prestigious education...

581
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:33,100
...Mr. Buckner still thinks...

582
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:37,700
...that baseball is better than football.

583
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,500
I know, boys. It's an utter sin.

584
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,400
Now, it's our job to save
this heathen from his evil ways...

585
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,600
...and teach him what really matters
in life. And that is?

586
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,700
- Football!
- Exactly.

587
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,700
We're gonna play five-a-side. Mr. Buckner
will be goalie for the away colors.

588
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,700
Now, go easy on him, boys.
You know how these Americans bruise.

589
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,000
So how do we keep this fair?

590
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:07,900
I should let every other ball go through?

591
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,600
I wouldn't worry about that, mate.

592
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,400
All right. You ready?

593
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,200
Go on, son.

594
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,200
That's it, that's it.

595
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,200
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Thing of beauty.

596
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,400
Yes, yes.

597
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,200
Go on, Duncan.

598
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,800
Go on, son. Get out of it.
Take it all the way.

599
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,000
Have it. Have it in, mate.

600
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,900
All right, that's it.

601
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,300
What was that?

602
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,900
Beautiful. Oh, it's such a beauty.

603
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:25,500
I love it.

604
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,500
All right, kids.

605
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:35,200
All right, let's go. Home team 10,
away team 3.

606
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,600
Thanks to some pathetic goalkeeping
from the away keeper.

607
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,600
All right, get yourselves changed,
boys, all right?

608
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:47,500
- Now, that's what I call a real ass-whipping.
- Oh, you set me up.

609
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:50,000
That was like the Junior Olympic
football team, right?

610
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,500
No, mate, just regular English boys.

611
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,400
We got history next.
Why don't you come say a few words...

612
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,300
...about the American War
of Independence.

613
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,000
They'd get a kick out of hearing it
from a colonial.

614
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,700
Well, American history
isn't really my specialty.

615
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,800
Mate, they're 10.
Teach them whatever you want.

616
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,200
Well, I sort of have plans
with Shannon this afternoon. So...

617
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,400
Fuck you, then.
We'll have a beer later, yeah?

618
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,700
- Yeah, see you at the pub.
- All right, mate.

619
00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:16,200
Who are you! Who are you!

620
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,300
These kids. He set me up, man.

621
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,400
I'm in there thinking
this is some class of kids.

622
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,000
Shut up.

623
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:27,000
And they're coming in
fucking everywhere.

624
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,800
Oh, come on.

625
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,200
You say that?

626
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,300
I saved more goals than you say.

627
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,100
- No, no. No.
- No.

628
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,500
- Jesus.
- Look at that fat cunt.

629
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,800
You fucking little bastard.

630
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:20,900
Go on, then. Get the fucking chips in.

631
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,900
Well, I'll be fucked.

632
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:25,700
If it ain't my old mate Bovver.

633
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,700
How you doing, son? All right?

634
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,400
I'll say one thing for you.
You got some fucking front...

635
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,800
...showing your face
over this side of the water.

636
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:38,000
There's plenty of people here love to kick
your fucking ass, given half the chance.

637
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,400
There's four of them
stood over there.

638
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,500
Fucking right, son.

639
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,800
So tell me, what's this I'm hearing...

640
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,700
...about your firm gone
all fucking international?

641
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:56,200
Don't you even fucking think
about ignoring me, you little cunt.

642
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:02,000
Now, I said, what's this bollocks I'm hearing
about you having a little Yank on the firm?

643
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,000
It's only temporary.

644
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:09,900
Temporary, eh?

645
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,900
Do you think I might be able
to get a bit of quiet here?

646
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,400
I'm trying to have
a fucking conversation.

647
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,400
What's his problem?

648
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:24,000
So look at you, little Bovver.

649
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,000
All grown up now, look.

650
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,900
Where's your other little girl...?

651
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,200
- Petey.
- Petey.

652
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,800
She at home, is she?
Trying to get her little toes...

653
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,700
...into the Major's big fucking shoes?

654
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,900
Yeah, I guess he was pretty small
back then, son.

655
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,700
Back in your day.

656
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,400
You always did have a bit
of bottle, you.

657
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,100
So tell me, Bov.
You come over to Millwall.

658
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,200
Did you come alone?

659
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,000
Should I wind him up?
If I wind him up...

660
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,400
Excuse me a minute, Bov.

661
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,700
Hello? I'm Tommy. Tommy Hatcher.

662
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:16,400
- Yeah, I know.
- Oh, you know?

663
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:20,100
Well, now, you see, that's bad.
That's really, really bad.

664
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:24,200
Because now you ain't got no excuse for
not keeping that shit cunt of yours quiet.

665
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,100
Excuse me? George, you can't
let him talk to me like that.

666
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:31,700
George, your bird hasn't stop fucking
rabbiting since I've walked in here.

667
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,300
Now, can I recommend
that you shut her up...

668
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:38,300
...so I can continue my conversation
with our guest there, Bovver...

669
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,400
...of the once-proud GSE firm?

670
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,500
You can't tell me-- My God!

671
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,800
You see what she's doing?
Does she ever fucking stop?

672
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:47,600
Ever, fucking, ever?

673
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,700
- That's enough!
- That's enough?

674
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:53,100
I'll tell you when it's enough,
son, all right?

675
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,500
Look at her. Tommy.

676
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:57,600
The Paki's called the old bill, mate.
Come on, we best fuck off.

677
00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:00,100
Tommy, we best fuck off sharpish, mate.

678
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,700
I'll see you again.

679
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,600
Soon, Bov.

680
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,000
I don't reckon I'll be back
till tomorrow night.

681
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,600
Be gentle with her, and remember...

682
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:45,200
- ...left side.
- Left side. Right.

683
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:54,000
- You seem nervous.
- Nervous? Fuck off.

684
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,800
What's on your mind, then?

685
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,200
Just two little words keep
every Hammer in England up all night.

686
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:00,800
United. Away.

687
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,200
- Oi, oi.
- All right, boys.

688
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:04,000
Aye, aye.

689
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,300
- All right, mate. You all right?
- Yeah, all right, big man.

690
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,700
- How's it going?
- Good.

691
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:10,800
Hello, Matt.

692
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,700
- Where's Bovver?
- Fuck knows.

693
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,800
He's been a pain in the ass all week.
Must have PMS.

694
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:22,200
Pre-match stress. Guy's being a right cunt
at the minute, isn't he?

695
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:25,300
- Come on, Pete, the train's in five minutes.
- Yeah, hang on.

696
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:32,000
His fucking phone is off. I can't believe
he's gonna pull a runner for United away.

697
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:36,500
They're gonna be gunning for you too. After
the job you pulled on their top boy last year.

698
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,800
What happened last year?

699
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,900
- I may have gone a bit over the top.
- Yeah, just a bit?

700
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,100
- Where's Dave? You heard from him?
- Have you?

701
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,900
Oh, everything's just falling
right into place, innit?

702
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,900
I'll go.

703
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,100
- No, mate.
- What?

704
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,800
I'll go. You can't just go up there
with Ike and Swill.

705
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,800
No offense, mate, but we can't take
passengers on this trip.

706
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,700
Go on, piss off. Give you a bell later.

707
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,400
So how many Reds do you reckon
we're gonna tear up today?

708
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,700
Fuck knows. Enough.

709
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,500
- Catch it.
- How's that?

710
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:15,300
<i>The 2:55 train to Manchester Express
will be approaching...</i>

711
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,300
- All right, lads. Bovver.
- Sweet, mate.

712
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,900
I thought we agreed to meet
in the car park.

713
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,800
Decided to wait here.

714
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:27,600
Look, Bov, you wanna play the wanker,
that's fine with me.

715
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,900
But leave it out till we got today
out of the way, all right?

716
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,900
You all right, mate?
Keith. Come on, boys.

717
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,300
- What the fuck you talking about?
- Let's have it.

718
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,400
No, I'm not lending you
any more money.

719
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:46,700
- I don't owe you any money.
- For fuck's sake, come on, play the game.

720
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,000
- You never paid me for the last time.
- You taking the piss or what?

721
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,800
What are you doing here, Matt?

722
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,300
- I thought it was just the three of you.
- Oh, isn't that sweet?

723
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,900
This what--?
This your proper planning, eh?

724
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,100
I ain't going in with that fucking mug.

725
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,100
- Sit down, mate.
- Come on, mate.

726
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,000
Hello, mate.

727
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,600
- Who's calling what?
- I ain't got any money.

728
00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:17,000
- He's here now...
- Fucking hell.

729
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,400
No, I don't. Think of any footballer.

730
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,300
- Think of any other fucking footballer.
- Robbie Fowler.

731
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:28,200
- He's not, not really.
- He looks like...

732
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,400
Dave, where are you?

733
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,100
<i>- Sorry I missed you.
- Plane late?</i>

734
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:32,400
The flight was an hour late.

735
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,800
<i>- Fly faster.
- I'm here.</i>

736
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,200
What, Manchester?

737
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,700
Yeah. But...

738
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,400
There's like 40 of them waiting here,
all getting very fucking excited.

739
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,700
<i>- So have a listen.
- United! United!</i>

740
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,500
Oi, Bov.

741
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,400
- Fuck.
- Do you hear that?

742
00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:53,100
<i>- Yeah, mate.
- They're waiting here for you.</i>

743
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,600
Don't roll into Manchester.
Do you hear me?

744
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:58,200
<i>- All right, nice one.
- All right, laters.</i>

745
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,500
We are fucked.

746
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,800
- What's happening?
- They're waiting for us at the station.

747
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,500
What, they know we're on here?

748
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,400
Yeah, must have had
a scout watching us.

749
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,700
- How many?
- Forty, 50.

750
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:14,300
- Can't we get off at the next station?
- This is the express train.

751
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:17,600
- Don't stop till Manchester.
- Is that right, bruv?

752
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,100
Come on. Come on, boys. If we don't
show up now, they'll claim a result.

753
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:29,600
- Fuck that. We got to get to that station.
- Are you insane? We just got away.

754
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:31,700
Shut the fuck up.
You shouldn't even be here.

755
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,500
This is what it's all about.
It's what we fucking live for.

756
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,500
- Fuck him.
- All right, here's the plan.

757
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Ike, call Dave, tell him what's happening.
It's about 12 miles to Manchester.

758
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:42,000
We need a couple of cabs immediately.

759
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,600
Fuck! Where's all the fucking cabs?

760
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,900
Pete, I got an idea.

761
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,200
- I told you to shut up.
- Fuck you, Bovver.

762
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,900
- You what?
- Cut it--

763
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,800
Fucking cut it out! What is it?

764
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,600
<i>Who the fuck are Man United?</i>

765
00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:07,200
<i>Who the fuck are Man United?</i>

766
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:11,300
<i>MP, this is MM5 in the vicinity
of the last report, responding.</i>

767
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:15,900
Where the fuck are these cunts? That train
should have been here 10 minutes ago.

768
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,200
They'll be here soon enough.
There's no way off that train. Stay sharp.

769
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:22,500
And remember, Nigel gets that
Dunham cunt all to himself.

770
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,000
- That's right.
- Nice one.

771
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,700
- What the fuck do you want?
- Sorry, we're with Paramount Pictures...

772
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:35,400
...shooting the Hugh Grant film.
We gotta get this through.

773
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,700
Hugh Grant film?
Any decent women in it?

774
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,600
- Cameron Diaz, I think.
- I hope so. She's fit as fuck.

775
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,300
- All right, lads, let this come through.
- Thanks.

776
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,800
Give me 30 seconds,
then I get the fuck out.

777
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:55,400
<i>Where's your famous, Where's your famous?
Where's your famous GSE?</i>

778
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:58,900
<i>Where's your famous GSE?</i>

779
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,700
<i>There's your famous,
There's your famous GSE</i>

780
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,600
<i>There's your famous GSE</i>

781
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,900
<i>We could have died that day
in Manchester.</i>

782
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,500
<i>Everybody knew it. But we didn't.</i>

783
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,200
<i>Ike said later that the story
traveled across England...</i>

784
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,300
<i>...faster than the death of Lady Di.
The GSE were finally back.</i>

785
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,400
<i>Suddenly I was part of the firm
with the best rep in London.</i>

786
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,600
- The old guard.
- The old guard.

787
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,600
<i>People around town had heard of me.</i>

788
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:42,400
<i>They would hear my accent
and say, "So you're the Yank."</i>

789
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,700
<i>Till I die</i>

790
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,200
<i>United! United!</i>

791
00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,000
<i>You know the best part?</i>

792
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:55,600
<i>It isn't knowing that your friends
have your back.</i>

793
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:58,500
<i>It's knowing that you
have your friend's back.</i>

794
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:08,900
They're on me.

795
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,500
<i>I'd never lived closer to danger.</i>

796
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,600
<i>But I'd never felt safer.</i>

797
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:15,700
<i>I'd never felt more confident...</i>

798
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:18,200
<i>...and people could spot it
from a mile away.</i>

799
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:23,100
<i>And as for this, the violence...</i>

800
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:25,900
<i>...I gotta be honest. It grew on me.</i>

801
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:32,700
<i>Once you've taken a few punches
and realize you're not made of glass...</i>

802
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:36,800
<i>...you don't feel alive unless you're
pushing yourself as far as you can go.</i>

803
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,500
So, what couldn't you tell me--?

804
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,500
I had to find out from your sister
that you're expelled?

805
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,700
- Why didn't you call me?
- I did. Your machine answered.

806
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,200
You could have left a message.

807
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,100
Well, I'm tired of having
a relationship with your voice mail.

808
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,800
You know what? I don't need this.

809
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:10,600
Hey, Matt. Matt, come--

810
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,900
Hey, come on. Shannon says
you were set up. Is that true?

811
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,900
- Yes.
- Well, then why didn't you find me?

812
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,800
Why didn't I find you?
What's your fucking point?

813
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,800
My point is, this doesn't look good, Matt.

814
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,900
You say that you're set up.
You don't even contact your father?

815
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,400
We could have fought this together
if you were innocent.

816
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,500
- If I were innocent?
- If you're innocent...

817
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,200
- ...why didn't you ask for help?
- You think I'm a dealer?

818
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,600
- Obviously, I don't know.
- But what do you think?

819
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,000
- I don't know.
- Well, that's why I didn't find you.

820
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:41,000
Of course you don't know what to think.
You don't really know anything about me.

821
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,200
So you-- You came to England?

822
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,300
- Yeah.
- Okay, what now, Matt? What's the plan?

823
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,000
- What do you really want?
- Come on, it's just a question.

824
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:57,000
Listen, Carl. Do you really expect
me to unburden myself to you?

825
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,600
You just show up and decide
you're the dad again?

826
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,300
<i>Look, I-- I have to go to
the London Times.</i>

827
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:12,600
- You're unbelievable. You know that?
- Just someone I'd like you to meet.

828
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,400
I'm not 5 years old anymore. It takes
a little bit more to manipulate me.

829
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,100
<i>Just an old friend from
my Tribune days. I thought--</i>

830
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,500
<i>You thought all it takes is a handshake
from the editor of the Times...</i>

831
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,500
...and I'll have my old life back?

832
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,800
It's just a free lunch.

833
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,000
<i>Welcome to the quarterfinal draw
for the Football Association Cup.</i>

834
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:48,900
<i>The oldest and most prestigious
tournament in world club football.</i>

835
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,900
<i>Fortunately, today, we have with us the
West Ham legend, Mr. Frank McAvennie...</i>

836
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,500
<i>...and chairman for our sponsors,
Mr. Phil Peters.</i>

837
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,000
<i>As usual, the home team
will be drawn first. Frank?</i>

838
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,400
<i>- Number two.
- Number two.</i>

839
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:08,400
<i>- Cardiff City will play...
- Number three.</i>

840
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,600
<i>- Number three, Liverpool.
- Yes.</i>

841
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:13,600
<i>Number seven.</i>

842
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:18,500
<i>- Number seven, Sunderland, will play...
- Number six.</i>

843
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:22,000
<i>Number six, Newcastle United.
Bit of a northeast derby.</i>

844
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:26,900
<i>- Number eight.
- Number eight, West Ham United...</i>

845
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,800
<i>...will play...</i>

846
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:33,600
<i>- ...number five, Millwall.
- Fucking yes!</i>

847
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,300
Yes!

848
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,200
- Yes!
- Come on, you Lions!

849
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,400
Fucking nice.

850
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,500
Bov, mate, we got them, mate.

851
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,800
Oi, bruv, this is gonna go off.

852
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,800
<i>You're not gonna believe
who I've seen walk into the Times.</i>

853
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:55,400
What? Who?

854
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,600
Our little Yank mate.

855
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,700
I fucking knew it.

856
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,300
I knew there was something
dodgy about that little cunt.

857
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,600
Yeah, mate, he's sly.

858
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,200
<i>Here, I'll tell you what.
Pick me up after work.</i>

859
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,300
All right. I'll see you
after work. Sweet.

860
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,700
You know your sister's
worried sick about you.

861
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,400
She says you're running around
with some kind of gang.

862
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,400
It's not a gang, Dad.
They're my friends.

863
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:21,200
Well, are you at least writing about it?

864
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:23,900
Am I writing about it? No.

865
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,500
Hey, Matt, listen.
I want you to come home with me.

866
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,600
- What?
- No, look...

867
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,800
...you may not trust me as your father,
but as a journalist...

868
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,100
...I'm telling you your reputation
is all you have.

869
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,100
You've gotta get back to Harvard.
You gotta clear your name.

870
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,600
We can-- We can fight it together.

871
00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:43,300
Oh, forget it, Dad.

872
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,600
I'm not going home.

873
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,400
Jesus.

874
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,600
Look...

875
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,100
...if it makes you feel better...

876
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,400
...I am keeping a journal.

877
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,200
It's one thing you taught me
I held onto.

878
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:01,500
I knew that.

879
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,000
I was just making sure.

880
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,100
Hey, Steve.

881
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:12,400
- How you doing? Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

882
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:13,700
- Matt.
- Hey.

883
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,100
I'm gonna get changed.
What time's your flight?

884
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,100
You take your time. My cab will be here
in about half an hour. So...

885
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,600
I have to say farewell
to my grandson anyway.

886
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,200
I gotta take off, Dad.

887
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:29,800
Okay, Matt.

888
01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:33,000
Look, I know things have not been...

889
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,700
Great to see you.

890
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,900
- How you doing?
- Good.

891
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,200
So you'll be celebrating the draw
with the lads, then?

892
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,900
The draw. Wait, who did we get?

893
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,700
- You mean you don't know?
- No.

894
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,800
- Oh, come on, Steve. Who?
- Millwall.

895
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,900
At home.

896
01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:10,200
Hello. Hello.

897
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Don't we want to play?

898
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,800
- Hey, gorgeous.
- Hey.

899
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,700
You okay?

900
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:25,200
Yeah, I was just watching my dad
playing with Ben.

901
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,300
He's already a better grandfather
than he ever was a dad.

902
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,600
You know, he seems
like a decent bloke now...

903
01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,300
...for a bloody journo.

904
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:42,900
So he was an asshole
when you were growing up.

905
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,300
I guess that's why neither of you
joined the old man's racket.

906
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,900
What do you mean?

907
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:51,300
You know, following in his footsteps.

908
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,200
What are you talking about? Matt did.

909
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:57,000
- What do you mean?
- Matt was always a little more fascinated...

910
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000
...with our absentee father than I was.

911
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:04,700
Shannon, what do you mean, "Matt did"?

912
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:09,000
That's what Matt studied at Harvard.
He was a journalism major.

913
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,400
I just really hope that he gets back to it.

914
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:16,300
You know, once he gets
your brother out of his system.

915
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:28,600
So he's a Yank and an undercover journo.

916
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:31,800
Looks like we'll have to give
the boy two funerals.

917
01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:45,100
<i>We hate Millwall
We hate Millwall</i>

918
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,900
<i>We hate Millwall
We hate Millwall</i>

919
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:49,800
<i>We are the Millwall haters
We hate Millwall</i>

920
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,000
<i>We hate Millwall
We hate Millwall</i>

921
01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:53,600
Steve, what are you doing here?

922
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,600
I want a word with you outside.

923
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:58,900
- What happened? Is Shannon okay?
- Yeah, Shannon's fine.

924
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,500
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Steve Dunham just walked in.

925
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:03,800
Why didn't you tell me
you're doing journalism?

926
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,900
I'm not. I quit.
What difference does it make?

927
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,300
Well, listen, mate, to some people, yeah,
it makes a huge difference.

928
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,700
Well, what would you know about that?

929
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,100
Listen to me. I like you...

930
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,500
...but you have no idea
what you're getting into.

931
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,900
Now, I've got to tell my brother
that his new best mate is a journalist.

932
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:22,100
So me and you are going outside now.

933
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,200
A toast.

934
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,300
Stevie Dunham...

935
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:32,100
...back in the Abbey after
all these years.

936
01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:35,700
Welcome home, Major.

937
01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:38,100
- The Major.
- The Major.

938
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:42,200
<i>Major, Major, Major</i>

939
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,900
<i>GSE, GSE, GSE</i>

940
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,300
<i>GSE, GSE, GSE</i>

941
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,400
All right, hang on.

942
01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,300
All right, boys.
What are you lot doing here?

943
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:06,600
- The Yank here?
- No.

944
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,200
- He's a fucking undercover journo.
- What?

945
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:12,400
No, bollocks.

946
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:16,600
<i>Straight, mate. I see him down the Times
with all the other journalists, shaking hands.</i>

947
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,700
- I mean, proper pally. What's all that about?
- Think about it.

948
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,000
Drops in out of nowhere.
Never been in a scrap in his life.

949
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:27,000
Snugs in nice and tight
with a top boy of the firm.

950
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:30,400
<i>For fuck's sake, Pete,
what else was he doing at the Times?</i>

951
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,900
No, that means fuck all.

952
01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:35,400
Could've been any one of 100 reasons
he was there.

953
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:38,900
Yeah, well, this time I'd like to make sure
of that myself.

954
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,200
You sure of this, Bov?

955
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:43,900
Because if you're coming in here like this,
you fucking well better be.

956
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:46,200
Yeah, watch your back, son.

957
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,400
What, this his, is it?

958
01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:59,000
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

959
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,800
What the fuck is this?

960
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,300
Here, Keith, you know about
all this computer stuff.

961
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:07,600
Have a look.

962
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:15,300
- What's this?
- You fuckin--

963
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,900
You fucking cunt.

964
01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:20,700
Here we go.

965
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,500
"First match:
West Ham v. Birmingham. Home.

966
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:28,200
Pete brought me to
the Brigid Abbey pub on Walsh Road...

967
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:31,200
...his main hangout,
and introduced me to his gang."

968
01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:34,100
Oh, look, we're a fucking gang now.

969
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,400
Here, make it go up.

970
01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:41,300
"Bovver is Pete's thuggish
right-hand man.

971
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,300
Keith is sort of Bovver's enforcer."

972
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,600
- You happy now? We're all in there.
- He didn't say nothing about me.

973
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,600
Wait here.

974
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,900
I'll put some clothes on.

975
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
So you are the Major?

976
01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:58,900
I was the Major.

977
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:02,500
I guess to some I still am.

978
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:08,300
Now, Terry here was my right-hand man
back in the glory days.

979
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,900
That was a long time ago, mate.

980
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,500
Why'd you get out of it?

981
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:18,200
I was a crazy bastard back then.

982
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,500
All I fucking cared about...

983
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:22,800
...was my reputation
amongst the firms of England.

984
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:25,500
I mean, you've heard all the stories
about Millwall, yeah?

985
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,900
Last match I went to
was Millwall, West Ham.

986
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,200
We're talking a good 10 years ago.

987
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:36,300
I mean, we'd been waiting
for this match all year.

988
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:37,800
At Millwall. Yeah.

989
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,300
Stepping into their ground.
Completely outnumbered.

990
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:44,600
We were fucking wired from the start.

991
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:46,000
Now, Tommy Hatcher...

992
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,400
...he was their main man back then.

993
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,900
He used to bring his 12-year-old boy
to the grounds. Tommy Jr.

994
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,400
Always banging on how he brought his kid
up, you know, to be like a little pit bull.

995
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:00,500
Well, we lost that match.

996
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,400
Three-nil.

997
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,400
And those Millwall cunts
started laughing at us.

998
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,900
And I just fucking snapped.

999
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,700
I mean, I couldn't let it lie, you know?

1000
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:19,600
So I assembled all our troops,
and we hunted them down.

1001
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,900
I saw that little lad go down.

1002
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,300
Tommy! No!

1003
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:52,500
And I saw his skull get crushed
under the boots of the GSE.

1004
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,100
I never went to another match
after that.

1005
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:03,100
And I left the Major behind.

1006
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,800
And that's when I met your sister.

1007
01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:13,900
She was my angel. She really saved me.

1008
01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:17,600
Showed me a new life.
Helped me forget all this bollocks.

1009
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
And she swore...

1010
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:24,800
...she'd leave me
if I ever returned to it.

1011
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,400
And when it comes back to me--

1012
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,600
And believe me, mate, it fucking does,
that madness.

1013
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,900
I mean, when I hear, you know, the--

1014
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,900
The roar of the stadium on match day, yeah,
all the lads calling me down...

1015
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,900
...to get pissed out of me fucking tree.
When I think of that...

1016
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000
...I think about getting back into it.

1017
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,400
And Shannon and Ben,
they remind me.

1018
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,300
There's more to life than all this.

1019
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,400
Get all those juicy details, mate?

1020
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,000
- Writing it all down?
- What?

1021
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,700
- You fucking journo cunt!
- Oi!

1022
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:01,300
Oi! Oi.

1023
01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:04,100
- Sure you know what you're doing?
- He's fucking undercover!

1024
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:07,000
- Don't tell him nothing!
- I said, are you sure?

1025
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,400
What? You already knew.

1026
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:12,800
All I know is he studied journalism,
right, at Harvard.

1027
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,300
But he's dropped out.

1028
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,400
We found his journal.
Full of stories about all of us.

1029
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,900
That's just a fucking diary.

1030
01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:22,200
<i>Ned saw you at the Times
with a couple of journos.</i>

1031
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,400
That was my dad. He's the journalist.
You knew that.

1032
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:28,700
His old man's a fucking journo,
and you knew about it.

1033
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,100
- Look, that don't mean nothing, Bov.
- You what?

1034
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,500
He studies to be a journo.
His old man is a journo.

1035
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,100
What's the fucking difference?

1036
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,100
You let one of them get in with us.

1037
01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:39,700
- I wasn't trying to get anything.
- You shut the--

1038
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,600
I don't care who he is
or what he's done.

1039
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,900
You don't do someone on the deck.

1040
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:48,000
What's fucking wrong with you, eh?

1041
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,500
He'll bury us all and, what, you just
gonna sit down and watch him do it?

1042
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:54,100
No.

1043
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,700
No, Steve, you're the Major.

1044
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,100
You started this firm.

1045
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,800
I'm speaking for all the boys,
we got the biggest ruck...

1046
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:05,000
...of our lives coming up and your brother's
too much of a bottle job to lead us.

1047
01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:08,900
The GSE is Pete's firm. All right?

1048
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:10,700
He calls the shots.

1049
01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:17,800
Yeah?

1050
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:21,600
Well, fuck the lot of you.

1051
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:24,900
GSE?

1052
01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,200
Get out of the fucking way! Move!

1053
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,400
Get yourself cleaned up.

1054
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,700
Tommy.

1055
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,900
This is it, mate. We'll finally get back
at those fucking Hammer cunts.

1056
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:55,000
<i>Millwall! Millwall! Millwall!</i>

1057
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:59,600
<i>Millwall! Millwall! Millwall!</i>

1058
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,700
<i>Millwall! Millwall!</i>

1059
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:06,500
- What the fuck's he doing here?
- Martin, sit down, son, sweet.

1060
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:10,600
- That's it. Do as you're told, you mug.
- Fuck off.

1061
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:13,200
Bovver.

1062
01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:16,400
You know we're gonna have to stop
meeting like this.

1063
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,400
People are gonna start to talk.

1064
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:22,200
So, what you doing up so late, anyway,
on a fucking school night?

1065
01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:24,200
Shouldn't you be at home
with your pals...

1066
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,800
...all shitting at the thought
of us turning you over?

1067
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,100
What, did you have a lover's tiff?

1068
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,700
Well, what do you want, Bov?

1069
01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:38,200
Fucking Yank's an undercover journo.

1070
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,500
He's at our boozer now.

1071
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,700
Tommy, you gotta give him the chop.

1072
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,000
He's got them eating
out of the palm of his hand.

1073
01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:50,900
What makes you think I'd want
to sort that out for you, eh?

1074
01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:55,600
Because the Major's there too.

1075
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,700
Stevie Dunham's in there?

1076
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,900
- Oh, thanks, Pete.
- Shut up!

1077
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,000
History student my ass.
Who the fuck are you?

1078
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,100
Look, I'm sorry I lied about
being a history major, but that's it.

1079
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:22,300
- I'm not a journalist.
- Well, it don't look fucking good, does it?

1080
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:26,600
- Why are you keeping a record?
- It's a journal. I've kept that my entire life.

1081
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,000
<i>Are you working for the Times?</i>

1082
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:33,400
No. Look, I'm telling you the truth.
You've gotta trust me, Pete.

1083
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:46,500
Mate, you've put me
right fucking in it.

1084
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,400
If I don't convince those boys...

1085
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:54,300
...that the head of their firm was not
just taken by a fucking Yank journo...

1086
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:56,600
...the GSE is done.

1087
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,900
So I'm gonna go out there...

1088
01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:03,900
...and I'm gonna tell them
that Bov's got it wrong...

1089
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,100
...and that you're one of us.

1090
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:10,300
And I had better be fucking right.

1091
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,800
So, Bovver...

1092
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:29,800
...is there anything else
you wanna tell us?

1093
01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:33,800
Listen, Tom, please.
This is how it's gotta go down.

1094
01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:38,200
You're the only one going down,
little Bovver.

1095
01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:40,500
Grass.

1096
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,300
Fuck.

1097
01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:47,800
This shit with Bovver
could tear this firm apart.

1098
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,900
Mate, I need you.

1099
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:53,900
Stay with us,
just through Millwall.

1100
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,600
I'm not gonna help you.

1101
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:01,200
I made a promise
to my wife and kids, all right?

1102
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,800
And I'm sticking to it.

1103
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:07,300
You know, there comes a time...

1104
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:11,600
...when the best reputation you can have
is the one where your family--

1105
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,600
- What is it?
- Get down. Get the fuck down.

1106
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,800
Hello, boys.

1107
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,900
Jesus.

1108
01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:35,900
Pete. Pete, come on, man!

1109
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,900
Hello, Terry.

1110
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,200
Fuck off!

1111
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,200
Terry.

1112
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,500
Terry.

1113
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:55,000
Look who's back in the fucking Abbey
after all these years.

1114
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,500
Hello, Tommy.
Tommy, I'm done with all this, mate.

1115
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,600
Retired, did you?
Got yourself a Yank wife, did you?

1116
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,200
Had a son of your own, did you?

1117
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,600
- Listen--
- I had a son once!

1118
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,200
- I'm sorry!
- Do you remember him?

1119
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,800
- You fucking remember?
- I'm sorry!

1120
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,300
It's too late.

1121
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,600
- You bastard.
- Ah, fuck.

1122
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:14,700
No, Tommy!

1123
01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:20,300
- You listen to me.
- Tommy--

1124
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,100
You die tonight...

1125
01:15:23,300 --> 01:15:24,600
...and me and you are even.

1126
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,600
It's done! Let's go!

1127
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,800
Pete! Pete, over here, mate! Quick!

1128
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,100
Jesus. The fucking punk.

1129
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,300
Bovver, what the fuck did you do?

1130
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,300
Get a fucking car!

1131
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:26,200
Get him in the fucking--

1132
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,700
Get him the fuck in the car.

1133
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,800
Get in. Go.

1134
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:42,300
Go! Fucking go!
Get out of the way!

1135
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:44,200
Move! Move!

1136
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:59,600
Somebody help!
Help us! He's been fucking stabbed!

1137
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,700
- Come on, hurry!
- Get him on the trolley.

1138
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:06,100
- Fucking hurry up!
- Resus.

1139
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,900
Go.

1140
01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:11,900
Infuse six units of O-neg.

1141
01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:38,500
What'd he say?

1142
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:40,700
He's hanging on.

1143
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,200
Trusting lads.

1144
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:02,300
You always said trusting lads
was my problem, Bov.

1145
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,500
I trust lads too much.

1146
01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:07,000
Trust the Yank too much.

1147
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,200
This is how you prove your point?

1148
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,400
Backstabbing me?

1149
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:20,300
Teaming up with Tommy Hatcher
to kill the Major?

1150
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,600
Kill my fucking brother?

1151
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:28,600
I'll kill Tommy.
Just say the word, and I'll do it.

1152
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:32,000
I don't need you for that.

1153
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,500
I don't need you for anything anymore.

1154
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,500
Go. Away.

1155
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:48,400
Bruv, please, I fucked up.

1156
01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:27,800
- Shannon. Shannon.
- You asshole. You have to--

1157
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:29,700
Sick! You're so sick!

1158
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,400
I'm so sorry.

1159
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,500
I know.

1160
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:41,300
The doctor said
that you're gonna be okay.

1161
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,800
He said it's just gonna take
a little time.

1162
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,300
We're leaving tomorrow.

1163
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,400
It's not safe for us here now.

1164
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,800
- You all right, mate?
- How is he?

1165
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,900
He's hanging in.

1166
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,200
So, what now?

1167
01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:36,000
You let Tommy know
I want a straightener.

1168
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,500
- Tomorrow.
- All right.

1169
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:41,100
We finish this once and for all.

1170
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:44,300
Somewhere quiet.
Away from old bill.

1171
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,500
Ike, your mate runs security
at Trinity Wharf?

1172
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,000
- Yeah.
- Get hold of him. Set it up.

1173
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:50,200
Sure.

1174
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,000
Come on.

1175
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:11,500
What's going on?

1176
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,400
Ben and I are on the noon flight
to Boston.

1177
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:17,200
You can't leave him.
He was trying to protect us.

1178
01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,500
- You can't do this to him, Shannon.
- Yes, she can.

1179
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,200
She has to.

1180
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:24,400
So should you.

1181
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:26,600
I'm going with you
to that wharf tomorrow.

1182
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,900
Jesus Christ.

1183
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,200
They crash our pub.

1184
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:35,400
- They put your brother in the hospital.
- That ain't your problem.

1185
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:38,500
What are you talking about?
I've got just as much at stake as you.

1186
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,600
Matt, listen to me.

1187
01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:43,300
It's time to go home.

1188
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,900
I don't know where my home is anymore.

1189
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:49,900
I think we both know where it ain't.

1190
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:55,200
Mate, this is my fight.
It's my brother in the hospital.

1191
01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:57,400
I'll take care of Tommy.

1192
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,800
Go home, mate.

1193
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:51,500
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

1194
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,800
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

1195
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:02,900
<i>They fly so high</i>

1196
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:06,600
<i>They reach the sky</i>

1197
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:09,300
<i>And like--</i>

1198
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:10,900
You're doing the right thing, Matt.

1199
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:14,500
Yeah.

1200
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,500
You know that back home,
nobody's gonna care about your rep here.

1201
01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:29,200
You know that, right?

1202
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,100
I'm gonna call a cab.

1203
01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:57,700
- Where's Matt?
- Finally went home.

1204
01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:00,300
Come on.

1205
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:17,000
<i>This is Charlie-27, MPCP-501,
at Brixton Road.</i>

1206
01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:18,900
<i>Disturbance...</i>

1207
01:27:33,700 --> 01:27:35,700
The cab's on its...

1208
01:27:35,700 --> 01:27:37,300
...way.

1209
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,200
Matt?

1210
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:43,900
Matt?

1211
01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:49,400
Matt?

1212
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:17,600
Now, at least one of you Dunham cunts
are gonna pay for my fucking boy.

1213
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:35,500
Me old mate, Bovver.
Never could turn down a good scrap.

1214
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,700
You know me, bruv.

1215
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:39,700
Get him up.

1216
01:31:53,700 --> 01:31:55,400
Holy shit.

1217
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:56,600
Shannon!

1218
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:58,100
Shannon, stop!

1219
01:31:58,200 --> 01:31:59,700
Shannon, over here!

1220
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:08,100
Matt, don't be a fucking idiot!
Get her out of here!

1221
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:10,200
Shannon, stop!

1222
01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:12,300
- Matt!
- Shannon, stop!

1223
01:32:12,300 --> 01:32:14,900
- Pete, what're you doing?
- Fucking hell, Tommy.

1224
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,200
It's Steve Dunham's wife.

1225
01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:19,400
If Tommy reaches that car,
do you know what he'll do to her?

1226
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,000
He's a fucking animal.

1227
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,700
Hello, love.

1228
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:24,700
Matt!

1229
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:27,600
Come on, let me in the fucking car!

1230
01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:30,700
Let me in, you slag!
I'll smash this fucking window in!

1231
01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:32,600
I'll smash this fucking window!

1232
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:36,700
- Are you okay? Is Ben okay?
- Yeah. Matt!

1233
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:43,600
You're gonna get it now,
you little Yank.

1234
01:32:45,300 --> 01:32:47,700
Bov, you wanna make up
for what you've done?

1235
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:49,600
Get my brother's family out of here.

1236
01:33:03,900 --> 01:33:05,300
Tommy!

1237
01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:07,400
Don't you want to finish me off, then?

1238
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:09,300
You're already finished, little Petey.

1239
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:12,300
The NTO will take care of you
in a minute, you mug.

1240
01:33:12,300 --> 01:33:14,200
We didn't kill your son, Tommy!

1241
01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:16,400
You did!

1242
01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:18,700
You should have protected him, mate!

1243
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,400
He was your son!

1244
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:24,900
- Don't you talk about my fucking son.
- He was your son, Tommy!

1245
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:30,600
- Get in the fucking motor! Get in the car!
- Get Pete!

1246
01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:33,600
<i>Only a poor little Hammer!</i>

1247
01:33:33,700 --> 01:33:35,900
<i>His face was all battered and torn!</i>

1248
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:38,100
<i>He made me feel sick!</i>

1249
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:39,600
<i>I hit him with a brick!</i>

1250
01:33:39,700 --> 01:33:44,000
<i>Now the cunt's not laughing or singing
No more!</i>

1251
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:47,000
<i>- He's not laughing or singing--
- No, Tommy, he's had enough!</i>

1252
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:51,500
I'll get us out of here. Go.

1253
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,200
- You can't leave him.
- Pete!

1254
01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:54,700
Pete!

1255
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:01,100
Fucking help him!

1256
01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:22,900
<i>Pete Dunham's life taught me
there's a time to stand your ground.</i>

1257
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,300
<i>His death taught me
there's a time to walk away.</i>

1258
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:29,300
<i>I would never have
the chance to thank him.</i>

1259
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:32,500
<i>But I could live in a way
that would honor him.</i>

1260
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:03,300
It's too much.

1261
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:05,600
Well...

1262
01:36:06,100 --> 01:36:09,100
...congrats on the Epstein
account, Van Holden.

1263
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,300
That should be a nice commish.

1264
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:14,700
I bet your father's election
had nothing to do with it.

1265
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:17,300
Fuck you very much, Todd.

1266
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:23,100
Gentlemen, if you will excuse me...

1267
01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:27,000
...I must partake, once again,
in this restaurant's fine facilities.

1268
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:30,000
Fucking lucky bastard.

1269
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,600
What the fuck.

1270
01:37:14,100 --> 01:37:16,200
Matt Buckner?

1271
01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:18,000
Is that you?

1272
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:23,600
Jesus, Matt, you look like shit.

1273
01:37:30,900 --> 01:37:33,400
Hey, Buckner, do you mind?

1274
01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:36,300
- You said you'd hook me up.
- What?

1275
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:39,300
When I took the fall for you at Harvard,
you said you'd hook me up.

1276
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:41,300
You gotta be kidding me, man.

1277
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:44,700
They were your drugs,
and you said you had more to lose...

1278
01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:47,100
- ...and that you'd hook me up if--
- All right!

1279
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:50,300
Yes, I said I would hook you up.

1280
01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:52,000
Jesus, Matt, I--

1281
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:54,500
I'm in a meeting right now.

1282
01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:59,000
Call my office. Talk to Cindy.
She'll make an appointment for you.

1283
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:05,700
You gotta be joking me,
you spineless shit.

1284
01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:09,700
<i>- That you'd hook me up if--
- All right! Yes, I said I would--</i>

1285
01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:11,400
- What the fuck is this?
- Oh, this?

1286
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:14,000
- It's my ticket back to Harvard.
- Give me that.

1287
01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:15,400
I wouldn't do that.

1288
01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:49,200
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

1289
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:52,800
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

1290
01:38:52,900 --> 01:38:56,900
<i>They fly so high
They reach the sky</i>

1291
01:38:56,900 --> 01:39:00,700
<i>And like my dreams
They fade and die</i>

1292
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:04,100
<i>Fortune's always hiding</i>

1293
01:39:04,100 --> 01:39:07,200
<i>I've looked everywhere</i>

1294
01:39:07,300 --> 01:39:10,400
<i>I'm forever blowing bubbles</i>

1295
01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:13,400
<i>Pretty bubbles in the air</i>

1296
01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:15,100
<i>United!</i>

1297
01:39:15,300 --> 01:39:17,600
<i>United!</i>